College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives
[[Dave is taping a video of himself.]]
Dave: So... yeah. Future self.
Dave: I'm assuming you're watching this because you lost your memories again. I told Blue to keep the video, but Marsha has another, just in case.
Dave: And before you start flappin' around like a headless chicken, here's what you should do.
Dave: First, ask NO questions.
Dave: I mean it. Try to talk as little as possible. Also, lock yourself in the bedroom, close the blinds, and stay all day in bed watching TV. Order food or whatever, but DON'T go out.
Dave: Also, this video is not doctored, I'm not an evil clone, and I'm not under hypnosis or on drugs. Trust me, this is for your own good.
Dave: Whatever you do, don't try to "fix" anything you might think is... wwwwrong.
[[Dave begins to get nervous.]]
Dave: Be-be-believe me, it's going to suck if you... if, if...
Dave: ARRGH! OhmiGOD, stop STARING at ME!!!
[[Dave covers his face, succumbing to his fear of public speaking.]]