College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 5, 2006[[April is confronted with her Imaginary Crawling Zombie Better Self.]]
April: R-rotting? But I'm... I'm not that bad, am I?
Imaginary Crawling Zombie Better April: Well, still not kicking puppies. But CLOSE. Ever since the Devil put that thing inside your soul...
April: Lies. He never touched me. It has all been my choice. It has been me all along.
Imaginary Crawling Zombie Better April: I was alive before. Something killed me.
April: Nothing killed you. You just died because... you're stupid and mediocre and, nobody loves you.
Imaginary Crawling Zombie Better April: That's not true, April. If you were smart you'd know you will never get love this way. Feed me your brains, April. I'm starving!
April: Get away from me! You're ugly, you stink, and you don't even exist!
Imaginary Crawling Zombie Better April: Ugly, babe? You should really take a long look at yourself...
April: No! No! AAAGH!
[[April wakes up.]]
April: [[thinking]] AAAGH! Oh my God. Oh my God. Just a dream. Just a dream...
[[Marsha is standing beside her bed. Her eyes are baggy, her hair is seaweed. She's looked better]]