16.) The Unconscious MindYou might be wondering why the Pirate isn't represented by Saigontime, I'll explain why. Saigontime is a pirate the same way Gary Busey is sane, sort of but not really.
It's a harsh truth to face, I know, but in time I'm sure we'll all come to love Captain Snugglebum as much as Saigontime.
The most primal and demanding part of the crocodilian psyche, the pirste constantly impresses upon the conscious mind to give in to immediate impulses. A healthy pirate will demand immediate satisfaction of baser desires. The pirate undoubtedly has the most sway over the conscious mind, which is why ALL crocodiles are freaking awesome.
The Irate Indian
An important division of the unconscious, the irate Indian is formed by the internalization of our enrequited desires to indulge in constant piracy. The irate Indian is a vital component to a healthy mind, as a good one will help restrain the inner pirate, preventing fatal awesome-poisoning.
Long thought to be useless, it has recently been surmised that the inner zombie controls the rationale used to justify the actions of the pirate and the irate Indian. That time you convinced yourself it was only "ear-borrowing"? That was the zombie.