( searching 67 episodes of Mild Mannered Jerks!)

• Life on the street

  Officer Jim: So what do you think exploded, detective? Detective Fuhromspahn: Not sure, Jim. Officer Jim: Aw christ, something's biting into my organs! Detective: As I suspected, an exploding zombie is afoot. Sound Effect: SPLATCH!! Detective: Well, let's get going. We've got a lot of paper-work to do. Officer Jim: I never thought I'd see an exploding zombie on my first night on the beat. Detective: That's life on the street, Jim.
  
  

  http://stumpnet.net/mmj/arc.php?issue=68

• TINK

  [[Mistress Midnight in the clutches of a zombie basket-ball player]] Mistress Midnight: Olliver, what are you doing? Ollie: Let's just say I'm- Ollie [[hefting a trashcan]]: -TAKING OUT THE TRASH! [[the trash can hit the wall]] <<tink>> [[Ollie stands unimpressed with his jaw set and his arms crossed]] {{Sub-caption: It does make sense that they'd have tight security at Loaded Uzi Surplus.}}
  
  

  http://stumpnet.net/mmj/arc.php?issue=70

• The Dastardly Plot

  Dierdra: Just Look! Ollie: The fuckers are importing zombies? Dierdra: Not just zombies! Dierdra: Highly precise swiss zombies, with no natural predators in Adventure City. Ollie: We'll definitely need help on this one. Box: Meanwhile... Olive: Think about this long and hard Olive. Olive: Drinking a third bottle of NyQuil will keep you asleep for days, but what do you have to do with your time?
  
  

  http://stumpnet.net/mmj/arc.php?issue=59

• Shuffles and moans

  Ollie: Well, I didn't fancy our odds, but here we are with a neatly stacked pile of unconcious monsters. Ollie: Lucky for us that dock exploded, seemingly without cause. Ollie: Let's blow, the police can handle it from here. Ollie: We make a pretty tight team. Ollie: We'll probably get a zillion medals. Ollie: Do you hear shuffles and moans? Dierdra: Yeah, it almost sounds like... Dierdra: ...exploding zombies... Ollie: WHY CAN'T LIFE EVER BE EASY?! Ollie: WHY CAN"T I EVER JUST GET A ZILLION MEDALS?! Postscript: Matt E, Feb. 09th 2006, Ollie makes a point, NO MORE COMICS UNTIL I GET A ZILLION MEDALS.
  
  

  http://stumpnet.net/mmj/arc.php?issue=69