And Shine Heaven Now ~ Hellsing FancomicHellSING! theater concludes Sarahbelle's parody of La Vie Boheme by Jonathan Larson.
Schroedinger: In honor of the end of Hellsing, an impromptu salon will begin immediately following slaughter: Pip Bernadette, just back from being stabbed with a scythe by Zorin and drained dry by Seras, will sing the ever classic 'Eskimo Song', backwards through the hole in his back, while accompanying himself with the crackling of pages from Dracula, which he has never read.
Seras: Alexander Anderson will preview his new documentary about his inability to retain his sanity on the high holy days.
Ghost!Pip: Seras Victoria, clad only in bloody stockings, will perform her famous Harkonnen Cannon Dance, to the sound of dry ghouls being squished.
Girlycard: And Walter will revert to a really cute psychotic 14-year-old... which doesn't involve him getting punched in the face... much.
Integra: Vlad 'Alucard' Dracula will now model the latest addition to his fluffy hat collection, while accompanying himself with a whole lot of gooey zombies.
Girlycard: And Integra will recount her exploits as very scary lady, including her successful reprogramming of the comicgenesis server system to self-destruct, as it broadcasts the words: Actual reality! Vampires exist -- defend your neck!
No way to make a living: mercenary, pain, perfection, losing eyeballs, amputations, short careers, and being eaten!
Adventure, tedium, no family, creepy location, dark rooms, scary faces, egos, coffins, shooting ghouls and blood!
Dignity, emotion, hard gymnastics, isolation, rhythm, power, slicing, dental floss and heavy weapons building!
Revolutions, justice, screaming for solutions, forcing changes, risking danger, making noise and making foes!
To vampires, soldiers, knights, cross-dressers too!
Heinkel: What's that supposed to mean?
Integra: To you, and you, and you, you, and you: to people living on, living on living on, living on, not dying easily.
Let he among us who gives in be the first to feel the sting:
La vie Hellsing!