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So you "died" on the cross and got buried in cave...
... And after 3 days you got up and started walking about the place?
That's the gospel truth
So you are technically a zombie?
Actually, I prefer the term "corporeal reanimation"
How about "reactivated relic"?http://jesusandmo.net/2005/12/12/cave/
Mo: I think it would be fair to describe the gospel of Matthew as "fan fiction"
Jesus: He was certainly an enthusiast
Mo: I'll say! When you "died" on the cross he said there was an earthquake, and then the streets of Jerusalem were overrun by zombies! [Matt 27:51-53]
Mo: Funny how nobody else noticed that
Jesus: Let's just say he was prone to hyperbole
Barmaid: Were they brain-eating zombies?
Mo: Although that would help to explain the rise of Christianityhttp://jesusandmo.net/2007/07/13/rise/
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