Achewood - March 22, 2005
[[Ray, Roast Beef, and Chris are sitting around in armchairs, canned beverages in hands ]]
Ray: Dang, man! Fatherhood, huh? You even see the delivery?
[[Chris is wearing a shirt with the word "Coors" embroidered thereon. ]]
Chris: Yeah, I was right there with the midwife.
Ray: So what does a human baby look like right when it first comes out? Spill it, O!
Chris [[Off-panel]]: Like a dead booger that learned how to scream.
Roast Beef: Did you see Eraserhead
Ray: I tell you, man. A baby cat comes out, it's like,
Ray [[Gesturing]]: "Meow, people. Meow. Shit be good on this fine day."
Chris: Comparing a human to a cat is like comparing Deep Blue to one of those shoes that people with clubfoot wear.
Ray: Hey, man, don't knock my I-Quizzie. 183 is serious times, dogg.
Chris: You belong to Mensa?
Ray: Oh hell no, man. I hate watchin' unshaved librarians do the limbo under some dude's cane.
Chris: That's vivid! You went to a Mensa meeting, didn't you! Admit it!
Ray: Don't ask me stuff, man! You just had a baby! Be cool!
Chris: You went to a Mensa meeting and tried to smooth some broad with a bag of raisins in her purse!
Ray: Ain't you gotta talk on the phone to your mom about how the baby opened its left eye or something?
{{ Don't worry, this is not going to turn into a strip that is constantly about a baby }}