Achewood § September 27, 2008
Ray: HURRY, man! What's Google say the "commodore sex act" is?! TELL ME. USE IMAGE SEARCH. NOW.
Teodor: This...wow. Google only has one result--clicking--It's a Wikipedia entry!
In Teodor's web browser:
Guild of Purpose-Driven Commodores
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
(Redirected from _Commodore Sex Act_)
Summary
Guild of Purpose-Driven Commodores was a _poorly-produced Japanese action cartoon series_ which featured an alliance of "commodores" (essentially, vaguely militaristic superheroes), each of whom was named after their particular talent.
Characters
The series featured the following four main commodores:
COMMODORE JUSTICE
COMMODORE NIGHT VISION
COMMODORE SEX ACT
COMMODORE EAGLE VISION
Public Furor
The series was cancelled after episode three, when it became clear that the studio was just panning the camera across the same two drawings, none of which featured Commodore Sex Act.
Also, it is clear that Commodore Night Vision and Commodore Eagle Vision are the same drawing; an _eagle_'s cry is played to indicate when Commodore Eagle Vision is speaking.
Ray: TEODOR! WHAT IS THE DEAL?
Teodor: Oh, sorry. You know how it is with Wikipedia.
Ray: No, I DON'T know how it is with Wikipedia! Why ain't you fuckin' TELL me how it is with Wikipedia, Teodor? 'Cause THAT's neat!
Teodor: Look, just let her start giving you a commodore. Make natural grunts and stuff if you like it, and I'll cut it off if you don't.
Tina: ...Prince Halat? I got a washcloth real nice and warm, in case you like a lil' old bitta' bitta' on your funky somethin'.
Teodor (through Empire Voice Donut, through telephone): It... was a very long flight, Miss Tina. Please attend to my funky something with the gentlest of ministrations.
Tina: Ooh! You got a thumpin' heinie, Prince! Daaamn! Down, boy!
Teodor (through Empire Voice Donut, through telephone): I...I thank you, my passerine chanteuse.
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Ray (thought bubble): Oh HELL yes! Man, I can't imagine askin' a chick I actually knew to do this... this ROCKS! This is the PERFECT thing to do to a guy in a hotel! No WONDER there's so many hotels! <<GRUNT! GRUNT!>>