It's Like a Supernatural Squatter
Struan: Do you want to see something FREAKY?
Friend: Um...
Struan: Check out this thing in my closet.
[[Struan and his friend peer into the closet.]]
Struan: Poke it!
[[There is a girl in the closet.]]
Girl: Gurgle.
Friend: Why is there a girl in your closet?
Struan: It's not a girl. It's an evil ghost, or a zombie or something.
Struan: Poke it!
[[The girl reaches out her hand.]]
Girl: Gurgle.
Friend: Ew! She's trying to touch me!