Hunting The Ghost Bigfoot[[ Jeffrey is giving a presentation to Weedmaster P. He is dressed in a Ghostbusters uniform and is showing a slide with an image of a rubber ducky flanked by the words "INTRO" and "SHUN" (intro-duck-shun - get it?). Weedmaster P is raising his hand. ]]
Narrator: HUNTING THE GHOST BIGFOOT...
Jeffrey: Finding Ghost Bigfoot is hard. This is because he's scary like a ghost but also good at hiding like a typical alive Bigfoot...
Weedmaster P: I HAVE A QUESTION
[[ Weedmaster P is sitting in a school desk/chair. Jeffrey is holding a remote control. ]]
Weedmaster P: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS BECAUSE IN NO WAY AM I GOING TO HELP YOU
Jeffrey: Do you have any idea how powerful you feel when you wear a uniform and talk in front of a Power Point?
Jeffrey: That's why they call it Power Point.
Jeffrey: Next slide.
[[ Jeffrey refers to a slide titled "GHOST BIGFOOT" with a drawing of Ghost Bigfoot and a bulleted list of words: SCARY; HIDING; LARGE FEET; ZOMBIE?; POWERFUL; STOLE KITTY ]]
Jeffrey: Now as you know my Zombie Kitty Joanna was stole by Ghost Bigfoot and I'm going to the Mysterious Forest to get her back!
[[ Ghost Bigfoot sits in his cave, with Joanna cradled on his lap. A sign on the wall reads "HOME SWEET CAVE" ]]
Narrator: THE LAIR OF GHOST BIGFOOT...
Ghost Bigfoot: Ghost Bigfoot am so lucky to meet friend that understand what Ghost Bigfoot go through on daily basis
[[ Jeffrey kicks down the door at Ghost Bigfoot's cave ]]
Jeffrey: Hi YA!
<< BAM >>
[[ Jeffrey holds his proton gun ]]
Jeffrey: As soon as this proton pack gets charged up you're toast, ghost!
<< HUMMMMMMMMMMMM >>
[[ Joanna falls face first on the ground, presumably dropped by Ghost Bigfoot ]]
<< PLOP >>
[[ Joanna recovers from her fall, raising her head and shaking it ]]