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Wanton Destruction[[Thorpe is hacking away at a tree with a knife. A near-by squirrel is disturbed.]]
Colonel Earth: Stop right there, Nineteenth-Century Industrialist!!
Thorpe [[thinks]]: Oh no! It's Colonel Earth and the Planeters!
Thorpe [[thinks]]: They're not likely to approve of my wanton destruction of the fragile Mother Earth. . .
Colonel Earth: Come now, Mr. Thorpe, this tree didn't do anything to you. . .
Colonel Earth: Now, why don't you hand-over the knife?
[[Thorpe drops the knife into Colonel Earth's hand.]]
Colonel Earth: Now YOU'LL know how it feels to have someone cut-up YOUR bark!!
Thorpe: But I don't have any-
Thorpe: OH NOES!
[[Meanwhile, The Planeters rock-out to a soundtrack . . .]]
[[Planeter1 holds up a booming stereo. It's actually playing Dargula by Rob Zombie.]]
Planeter2: HELL YEA!!
[[To be continued!]]http://reneekatz.com/wanton-destruction/
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