Tommy Atomic by Ryan Dunlavey[[Tommy and Polly fighting zombies]]
Tommy: Hey I got this awesome chick's number last night
Polly: Dude! Don't call a girl a chick! That's totally sexist!
[[Tommy and Polly continue to fight zombies]]
Tommy: Ok fine - so I met this great DAME last night.
Polly: Uh - no.
Tommy: Frail? Bitch? Ho? A hot piece of ass?!
Polly: No! No! No! And No! JESUS!
[[Tommy lights up. Polly has look of horror on her face.]]
[[Polly's head explodes]]
[[Polly is now headless. Tommy rolls his eyes.]]