( searching 138 episodes of Roomies!)
Roomies #276Nigel: We're dead! We're dead! We're really really dead!
Survivors: We are the Phoenix Resistance! We're fighting for our existence!
Zombies: We're dead! We're dead! We're really really dead!
Survivors: We're here to kick some zombie asses! And defeat the undead masses!
Zombies: THAAS! Grat Gaaraat Gahs Raads!
(Survivors stop dancing after they see the zombies)
Kip: Finally! Less dancing, more zombie ass kicking!http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=276
Roomies #280Martoff: The subject seems to be waking up.
Martoff: So what is your plan with this zombie?
Mike: He's smarter than the others, we can teach him...
Mike: He may be a zombie of checkered history! But we can write the last chapter of the story!
Mike: His instincts will be for not, once we teach him all that can be taught!
Martoff: An undead monster he once was, we can teach him to fight for our cause!http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=280
Roomies #275Jim: We shall fight to the end! Perhaps even beyond! We will never give up for...
Jim: We are the Phoenix Resistance! We're fighting for our existence!
Kip: We're here to kick some Zombie Asses! And defeat the undead Masses!
Chorus: We don't steal from the rich or give to the poor. We're not here to spread our message door to door!
Jim: We're just fighting for our lives! And making sure the dead really dies!
Kip: Damnit Jim, what did I say about dancing?
Chorus: 'Cause we are the Phoenix Resistance! We're fighting for our existence! We're here to kick some zombie asses! And defeat the undead Masses!
Kip: If you guys don't stop dancing, I swear I'm starting my own zombie resistance!http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=275
Roomies #284Nigel: Who are you? I can't see anything down here!
Bruk: Don't worry, your eyes will adjust.
Bruk: Well I'm Bruk. Who the heck are you?
Nigel: Er... uh...
(Nigel stairs at Bruk open mouthed while Bruk looks back annoyed)
Bruk: What's the matter? Never seen a zombie girl before?http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=284
Roomies #278Jim: Damn kip... what a mess!
Jim: This one's still in one piece... you know he looked like the one that was talking.
Mike: Grab him! I wanna take him to the lab!
Jim: Wha... is that wise, you know... bringing a living zombie to our base?
Mike: Yes! I have a plan for him.
Jim: *grumble* You and your plans...http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=278
Roomies #273(curtain is pulled back to reveal four zombies mulling about)
(A stick of lighted dynamite is thrown at the zombies from off frame)
(The dynamite explodes at the zombie's feet causing a large BOOM!)
Jim: Nice job, but we need to group up with the others.
Kip (gazing at his lighter): Shhh... I'm enjoying the moment.http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=273
Roomies #281Mike: Now my undead friend I have a lesson for you. It's not even that hard for you to do!
Mike: A monster hungers for flesh and brains, but a really nice guy just wants to eat some grains.
Mike: So instead of zombie roughin', just try munching on a muffin!
Mike: It's simple, and easy! It's bad to eat brains, it's good to eat grains!http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=281
Roomies #277Zombies: GRAAAAAAAH!!!!
Soldier: FALL BACK!!!
(a stick of dynamite is thrown by kip)
Soldier: Who killed the lights!?!?
Jim: I dunno! But keep shooting!
Zombie (on the ground looking at the stick of dynamite): Mhr??
(The dynamite explodes creating a loud boom)http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=277
Roomies #285Nigel (singing): I'm just another guy, and you're such a beautiful undead girl!
Bruk: If you start singing a love song I think I'm gonna hurl!
Nigel: And I... uh... er...
Nigel: What's wrong with me singing a song about meeting another smart attractive zombie?
Bruk: Do you want to sing in here and get stuck eating grains for the rest of your death, or do you want to get out of here?
Nigel: Hmmmm... that's a toughy.
Bruk: While you're making up your mind, I'm gonna find a way out of this pit!http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=285
Roomies #290Jim: Alright! It's time for all you rotting corpses to return to your cages!
Jim: Uh... kip... I could use a little help here...
(A bunch of zombies charge across Jim and Kip, leaving only their shoes behind)http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=290
Roomies #289Martoff: Mike! I was jus...
Mike: Wait... wait... one sec...
Mike: Could you please bring up the two talking zombies? I am ready to start their next lesson.
*clank* *clank* *clank* *clank* *THUD!* *CRASH!!*
Martoff: Yeah... about that...
(Nigel and a large group of zombies appear)
Nigel: This way my brothers! To freedom!http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=289
Roomies #272Death #1: Now do not fret my undead pal! There's more to this after-life than smelling foul!
Death #2: While you may eternally hunger for human flesh and brains, you will never get tired and never feel any deadly pains!
Death#1: Now rise up and join your fellows! Because...
Death #2: You're dead! You're Dead! You're really really dead!
Nigel: I'm dead!
Zombies: Graah Gah! Graaah Gah! Graaaah rawr rawr Grah! Raaah Gra Rahgrah Graaaaah Raaaaaaah!!!http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=272
Roomies #269Roomies Chapter 12: The Musical
Director: Okay everyone! Places! Places!
Director: Ready Nigel?
Nigel: I'm ready!
Director: Is the chours line set?
Director: Dim the lights!
Director: Alright everybody, here we go!
Director: Open the curtain in 5....
(Curtain opens revealing Nigel on stage in a crypt)http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=269
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