Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic
[[Zombies standing in front of giant map]]
Caption: The International Jamboree Organizing Committee is in session..
Zom: Our next item of business is the location for the upcoming Jamboree.
Bob: Let's have it somewhere warm this year - like Puerto Rico or Hawaii.
Zom: The Pureto Rico convention vureau claims the whole island is booked solid. And Hawaii sent a court order banning us.
Bob: Typical. Are there any _positive_ responses?
Zom: Reykjavik, Helsinki, St. Petersberg... And New York sent in the traditional bid for Long Island Cemetary.
Bob: This is in _February!_ We'll freeze our bits off!
Zom: Face facts, Bob. The bits are gonna fall off anyway.
{{If your hotel or convention center is interested in hosting the Jamboree, it's probably a good idea to make sure that your pool, hot tub and sauna are 'closed for remodeling' at the time.}}