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Page 346Rhea: ...so when the zombie hordes were finally defeated, the maiden threw down her flaming crossbow and rushed to the monster's side. However, it was too late. The monster had died from the ultra cannon's hyper blast. The maiden cried over the monster's corpse, for she had fallen deeply in love with him despite his ugly appearance. But then...
[[The maiden is mourning over the bloody body of the dead monster.]]
Rhea: ...he suddenly came back to life! Was he a zombie? No, he had turned into a handsome prince! Turns out the monster thing was just a curse.
[[The maiden is holding hands with a human prince.]]
Rhea: "So the maiden and the prince lived happily ever after." Well, Buwaro? Whaddya think of that?
Buwaro: I hated it.
Rhea: What!? Oh c'mon, why?
Buwaro: The story only ended happily 'cause the monster came back from the dead as a pretty guy. I can't do something like that...
Rhea: Uh, I don't think anyone expects you to. Anyway, the point of the story is that the girl loved the monster despite what he looked like, not what happened after that.
Buwaro: Well, what about everything else?
Rhea: Huh? Whaddya mean, "everything else"?
Buwaro: You know! I'm an ugly Demon... I'm weak... I'm stupid and can't read... What am I good for?
Rhea, thinking: Aha, so he's been acting weird around Kieri lately because of these newfound self-esteem issues.
Rhea: Y'know, if you just changed your attitude a bit, you could change most of those things.
Buwaro: Really? You think so?http://sdamned.com/2009/11/11082009/
Page 23After several days of staying in the Ring of the Slightly Damned, one thought burns in Rhea's mind...
Rhea: THIS PLACE FREAKING SUCKS!
Rhea: Stupid boring full of freaks ring of crap argh
[[Rhea kicks a rock into the river.]]
[[Something is bubbling in the river.]]
Someone in the river: Ouch!
Rhea: Whoa! Yo, Buwaro!
Rhea: There's a guy over there!
Zombie-like Human: Hi!
[[Buwaro jumps into Rhea's arms.]]
Page 97[[Nothing can be seen between two trees.]]
[[Rhea peeks out from behind a tree.]]
Buwaro: What are you doing?
Rhea: What does it look like? Get your ass back here before somebody sees you!
Buwaro: But why do we have to hide?
[[A comical image of Rhea as a zombie with an Okage-like shadow version of Buwaro following her walks towards other Jakkai with the words "IT LIVES!" below them.]]
Rhea: Buwaro, it wouldn't look very good if I strolled around a hick town like this with a demon by my side, y'know?
Buwaro: Oh. Because I'm a Demon...
[[Rhea says "crap" in her mind over and over again while Buwaro sulks and draws circles with his hand in the snow.]]
Rhea: Oh! Hey, look, Buwaro! We're here!
[[Rhea gestures towards a boarded-up house built out of a tree.]]
Rhea: Welcome to my humble abode. I used to live here with Ramirez. Good thing we got here just as the snow started. Let's get inside.http://sdamned.com/2006/01/01202006/
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