You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Thursday, March 22, 2007[[PETER is in the cemetery, leaning against a headstone.]]
PETER: I hate this place. Is there a place that zombies can't rise from the grave and devour your flesh on Saturday morning? Where IS SHE?
PETER: Oh, great. Now a funeral's coming through here. Better hide.
[[LADWIG and his daughter approach.]]
PETER (offpanel): Hey, is that MR. LADWIG? He must have had a death in the family. Bummer.
PETER: CRAP! HERE HE COMES!
[[We see that the headstone is marked "JOHN LADWIG, 1936-2007."]]
LADWIG'S DAUGHTER: Daddy, there's a boy taking a POOP behind Granpa's grave!
PETER: NO! Not pooping! Just squatting awkwardly!