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• Useless

  Four Favourite Uses of the Oboe 1. The oboe, due to the frequencies it produces, is an effective snake charmer. Its effectiveness doubles when playing in a harmonic minor key. 2. Its piercing tone makes the oboe ideal for summoning the undead. Zombie: Braaaains! 3. A little known use of the oboe is as an excellent short sword for cutting down the enemy, namely sharp, screechy trumpet players. 4. The oboe is often thought best used as an "adult toy," but the English Horn is better suited to this, as demonstrated in the movie "American Pie: Band Camp."
  
  

  http://oboe-comics.com/?p=100

• Don't ask questions

  Ren: I appreciate you coming with me to pick up my oboe, but...what's with the crowbar. Moy: Oh, you'll see. Never doubt the crowbar. Ren: Um...okay? Ren: Holy crap...It's like they're all zombies! This whole mall! {{Mmm, zombies.}}
  
  

  http://oboe-comics.com/2008/12/12/dont-ask-questions/