1x06 - Failure via FriendsYou know what TJ, I can't have any more conversations with you for the next couple of days. I have exams to study for, and you are a distraction of the worst kind.
I deny this!
[Yesterday] . . . I'm just saying we should have a backup plan in the event one of us encounters the evil alternate-dimension doppelganger of the other. You know, some kind of code phrase? Like "code word."
[Day Before Yesterday] . . . I mean, right? Can you imagine? The entire cruise ship FULL of zombies. The fast kind.
How am I supposed to get any studying done with you constantly calling? It's not like I can just write an essay on procrastination like it's the fourth grade again!
You could just not pick up your phone.
Don't you try and make this my fault!