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• What was that gizm-oooo WOAH! Zap! That was a trip. This GIZMO is my pocket grimoire. It can cast very simple spells and detect some entities such as zombies. It can also e-mail and fax. Um, why are we in a coin laundry? I'm not sure... but wait! It's detecting something at that door! You mean the door with the zombie standing in front of it? Yes, the um, door with the, um... oh the hell with it!
  
  

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• Those.... things they took Chelsea. Ugh, this is not good. Damn straight NOT GOOD! What do we do? They were zombies that attacked us. What attacked me, however was an underling. Why they want Chelsea, we must find out. Sorry. S'okay. What's even worse, however, is that where there are zombies and underlings there are also demons. Not good at all.
  
  

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• Nailed that brain sucker! Uh... speaking of brains. LOOK! Do you hear something?! Aha! Looks like we have more zombies!
  
  

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• W-w-w-whoa there cyclops! Okay! Who are you! We apologize for the confusion. Zombies we are not. Well, I'm not one after 11:00 am. Have you seen my cat!! Hey! Another cat loster, how about that.
  
  

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• Hey, she's waking up. Uhhh. You look... oddly... familiar. The last thing I remember was the zombies and the little green... Hey! What are you doing with that eye! Nothing. You were looking down my dress! Was not! Was too! Was not! Was too! Was not! Was too! Was not! Was too! Was not! What would I want to look down the dress of a cow like you anyway!! You wouldn't know what to do with a girl, fairy boy! Freak! Bitch! That's witch! My God, this is worse than the zombies. Silence!!! Lower beings! Not witness and behold the magnificence of HE from the 88th dimension. FIN-GROOT-TABOO! Not again. I'm thirsty. ... ... and prepare yourselve for the END OF ALL THINGS!!
  
  

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