ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA, chinese new year inspires the largest human migration, as chinese people go home to visit relatives. that's pretty rad! i hope one day to also inspire the largest human migration. will it be to me, or away from me? only time will tT-Rex: GUESS WHAT'S COMING UP SOON? Chinese New Year!
T-Rex: Hooray for Chinese New Year!
T-Rex: It is a great time to go out and watch fireworks and dragon shows and also eat dim sum until you explode. Did you know, Dromiceiomimus that Chinese New Year starts on the first day of the new year with a new moon? So it's defined by both the sun AND the moon! We're all like, ?hey guys, let's define our calendar based on the sun? and the Chinese are all ?hey guys, I bet we could use the moon too to show THOSE guys?, and they so did!
T-Rex: Also, I like Chinese New Year because it suggests the delightful Chinese Christmas.
Utahraptor: No it doesn't!
Utahraptor: Man, you had all these interesting true facts, and then you throw in the made up holiday of ?Chinese Christmas?.
T-Rex:Also, Chinese Queen Victoria Day!
Utahraptor: THERE IS NO CHINESE QUEEN VICTORIA.
Narrator: BUT WILL THERE BE? LET'S VISIT THE FUTURE AND FIND OUT!
T-Rex: BEEP BEEP I AM A ROBOT.
T-Rex: DO I HAVE A SOUL
Narrator: WAIT, THIS ISN'T THE FUTURE AT ALL!! THIS IS JUST T-REX BEING A JERK!