it occurs to me that if this is the first dinosaur comic you've ever read, t-rex just seems really prejudiced against raccoons. if that's the case and you're reading this: he has his reasons! it's not prejudice. it's JUDICE.
T-Rex: Raccoons wash their food before they eat it, using their baleful, probing, nimble hands. We used to think they did this because they enjoyed being super adorable!
T-Rex: Hah, whoops! MY MISTAKE!
T-Rex: I didn't mean to say "adorable"; I meant to say "insanely creepy, washing their food while maintaining unbroken eye contact with you, licking their lips slowly over and over again, thinking only one phrase: 'I EAT DEATH'".
T-Rex: Anyway.
T-Rex: Then we thought they did it because they didn't have enough saliva and therefore liked their food pre-moistened!
T-Rex: But now we think it's because they have sensitive hands!
Utahraptor: Sensitive hands?
T-Rex: Yeah. Raccoons have these sensitive hands, and they're checking out what they're about to eat, and water helps make them more sensitive.
Utahraptor: Neat!
T-Rex: But the POINT is that if you give a raccoon a sugar cube, it'll wash it, and then the sugar will dissolve! HILARIOUS!
T-Rex: It is the only way I have left to revenge myself on them, and I don't think they're going to tolerate it for much longer. AND YET, I'M NOT STOPPING!
T-Rex: ...Tell them my story, Utahraptor