Scary Go Round: June 18, 2007
[[Ryan, carrying a cardboard box with holes poked in it, approaches two two men. The first man, Raffles, looks debonair and classy, while the second, Bonzo Cribbins, looks like a ruffian. Both men have bandages around their arms.]]
Ryan: Woah!
You fellows!
I was sure you'd die a fiery lava death!
Raffles: Rather than magma, it turns out Paninatu spews waves of fresh strawberry jam.
[[A flashback shows Pinanatu tied to a flying saucer, with a large jar of cream dangling just in front of his face.]]
Raffles: Despite some minor scalding, we tempted him out of his volcano with some cream...
...and used an experimental dirigible we found on the island to fly him back to God's country.
Ryan: That's some smart thinkin'!
How did you get him into the cave?
Raffles: A little more gentle persuasion!
[[A flashback shows Raffles and Bonzo manning a bulldozer, which is shoving the too-large Pininatu into the cave's opening.]]
Raffles: Like most big chaps, he has a surprising amount of "give."