today i am going to call up a stranger and ask him if i can pay him money to live in his houseNarrator: CLIMATE CHANGE COMICS
T-Rex: CLIMATE CHANGE, huh?
T-Rex: There certainly is a lot of climate that's CHANGING, right? Right?! Can I get a witness?
T-Rex: Or MAYBE, climate isn't changing at all. Or maybe it is, but who cares because it's all someone else's fault!
T-Rex: or maybe the climate is supposed to change because we all got new swimmin' trunks
Utahraptor: That is without exaggeration, T-Rex, the weakest comment on climate change that I have ever heard, or am ever likely to hear!
Utahraptor: You've distilled an important issue down to "something might be happening I dunno, maybe??" Also, you don't even mention human influence on the climate, which is a serious concern!
T-Rex: Serious concern? I just stepped on a tiny woman, so her only influence on the climate is that now she's dead.
T-Rex: In the climate.
T-Rex: Right now she's probably saying "OH MAN WHAT A CHANGE FOR ME! A CLIMATE CHANGE, THAT IS!!"
T-Rex: Hey, remember when there were frogs?