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Ice Nine[[Ian, chased by a mob of nuns who want to kill him for not saying the pledge of allegience, seeks shelter in a nearby cave.]]
[[Instead of safety, he finds himself trapped under a landslide. Unable to move, he survives for days on the water brought to him by a lone mexican jumping bean.]]
[[Throughout his ordeal, one thought sustains him.]]
[[He wishes he could be this creative when he's not having a winter flu fever dream.]]
Ian: Oh gah no...not the kumquats...http://machall.com/view.php?date=2002-02-11
Deadly Snake LemonsIan: Move into a house? What's wrong with here? I like it here.
JM: Face it Ian, here sucks.
JM: With all the garbage we have to put up with from the university, why would you want to stay in this little rathole?
JM: I mean, really...
JM: ...Uh, Ian?
[[Ian has puppy dog eyes and is cowering and hugging his computer hard drive.]]
JM: We could get DSL for the house.
Ian: Oh. Okay then.http://machall.com/view.php?date=2003-06-30
Deadly Snake Lemons
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