Autotheism is the belief that you, personally, are divine. And by "you", I obviously mean "me".T-Rex: Autotheism is the belief that you, personally, are divine. You're a god!
T-Rex: Seriously, dude! And normally people who are autotheistic don't really comment on the existence of other religions or gods, just themselves. It's kinda the old "the only consciousness I can be certain of is my own" argument, but, you know, applied to divinity.
Dromiceiomimus: So if you're a god, then what? How come you don't do anything godly?
T-Rex: MAYBE I'M BUSY.
Utahraptor: Or maybe just being alive IS divine enough!
T-Rex: Sure! Maybe life itself is divine!
T-Rex: Except that means what I ate for breakfast was a god, and my house is built out of dead tree gods.
T-Rex: ...I was going to say this is just pantheism again, but living in a house of dead tree gods is something I'm really into, so: OBJECTION WITHDRAWN.
Narrator: LATER, T-REX GETS THE FLU!
T-Rex: I've got thousands of microscopic flu gods inside me!