I was working on this comic back during SDCC and Chris "Dr. McNinja" Hastings offered to help me with it, so I read him the first three panels and he stared at me and said "I think you've got your own thing going, buddy" and we never spoke of it againT-Rex: Two people decide that they've got some genitals they're not using right now, and that THIS, my friend, is kind of a waste!
Narrator: SEX AS SHE IS PLAYED
T-Rex: So they agree that it's time to sex, and then they go away and we all wonder what's going on! But not for too long because one comes out and says "We're gonna 'do it'" and we all go "Ohhhhh" and then they come back again and say "That means we're gonna have sexual intercourse" and the last person goes "OHHHHH." He's the slow one.
Utahraptor: Then what happens?
T-Rex: Then we cheat! WE CHEAT BIOLOGY ITSELF.
T-Rex: Millions of years of evolution made sex feel amazing and be super hot so we'd do it all the time and make babies! But we use birth control and have awesome fun times WITHOUT a lifetime of parental responsibility. Take that, evolution! Take that, biology! Take that, ADULT RESPONSIBILITIES!!
T-Rex: I'd now like to address my body directly from a moment. Thanks for teaming up with science and being SO AWESOME, my body. Seriously: thanks bro.
T-Rex: Some thanks go out to the bodies of everyone else too I GUESS