Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Man: "The Andromeda Galaxy is headed toward the Milky Way, where we live."
Man: "Unless we do something, 5 billion years from now, the galaxy as we know it will be ripped to shreds."
Man: "We propose that pretty girls you meet at parties be sent to Andromeda while those of us who are Star Trek fans with a penchant for cargo shorts be spread throught the Milky Way."
Man: "Our simulation predicts the following interaction."
[ The Milky Way galaxy is alone ]
[ The Andromeda Galaxy starts coming near the Milky Way ]
Milky Way: "I would worship you. Let me touch you!"
[ The galaxies are within touching distance ]
[ The Andromeda Galaxy retreats ]
[ The Andromeda Galaxy retreats farther ]
[ The Milky Way is alone again ]
Milky Way: "Girls are weird."