i wrote this comic with a friend who used the phrase "sloppy seconds" because she thought it referred to when you're at a buffet and you get seconds and the food is all mushed up now. that doesn't relate to this comic, i just thought it was ADORABLE
Dude on speakerphone: T-Rex, I'm having dinner with a coworker and I'm not sure if it's a date or not!
T-Rex: Not a problem, dude on speakerphone!
T-Rex: Solution: DESSERT.
T-Rex: Check this out! "Dromiceiomimus, that was a lovely meal."
Dromiceiomimus: "It was, wasn't it?"
T-Rex: "Yeah, and look, one of the dessert options is a piece of DATE bar! Should we get one? Hmm? Do you agree it's appropriate that we get a... DATE bar??"
Dromiceiomimus: NAILED IT.
Utahraptor: "Maybe we should get... milkshakes?"
T-Rex: "Maybe just one? with two straws?"
T-Rex: "Or perhaps for dessert we could order spaghetti where it's just one giant strand and we each suck on an end? And then see what happens?"
Utahraptor: "After that maybe we can get home via... swan paddle boat for two?"
T-Rex: "Maybe we can playfully splash water at each other?"
T-Rex: "And then suddenly stop, drenched, staring at each other, each wanting, neither daring to make the first move??"
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: MAN, I miss dates
