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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison
Shelley reviews
John A's top 20 albums of the year
(Shelley loves it when a plan comes together)
[[Shelly is wearing headphones and scibbling on a notepad]]
Today: 4-1 and a happy New Year
(4) STARS - Set Yourself On Fire
Stars are on of Canada's many up-and coming outfits, with one eye on rock success and one eye on being very nice, polite and kind. This potentially bog-eyed approach does not hamper their music, which is "sweeping", "romantical", "moving" and features both man and lady singing of high standards.
(3) THE HOLD STEADY - Separation Sunday
What a racket this is. The Hold Steady is a band with a singer who likes to holler on while his band do Bruce Springsteen E Street Band impressions. it's important that he is good at hollerin', because they kick up a fierce noise. In an alternate universe, stadiums of people would be punching the air, but this is the real world so it will just be three Pitchfork reviewers and an old punk called Terry.
(2) SUFJAN STEVENS - Illinoise
Sufjan Stevens' mission to make albums about every state sounds redic'lous but he looks pretty clean living to me so he could make it. There are a lot of songs on here and they are all good. It is nice to hear songs that are not about "lovin' your baby hell yeah" yet still get you sniffin' and thinking about a pretty horizon. There is one song where he tries to go to the disco but there are zombie problems!
(1) BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE - Broken Social Scene
If you have lots of people in a band, it is bound to sound a bit confusing. It also does not help that someone has sat on the mixing desk and messed up all the faders. These are exciting noises and good tunes but you will have to get your ears ready, perhaps by listening to a seashell. After a few listens it ceases to be a sonic "Quagmire" and simply becomes "awl-right!" Haw haw! No, 1!
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[[Apartment Hall]]
Mike: Stop tormenting yourself, Dave. Even if it wasn't an hallucination, it's over. Let it go.
Dave: It's not that, Mike. I know I'm lucky to be alive, but...
Dave: There's something wrong. I feel uneven. Like my soul re-entered my body backwards. Something is MISSING...
Mike: As if this day wasn't long enough, Dave. Good night.
Steve: YOU, HERE, AGAIN???
Roger: Not to look at your beautiful face, Steve, that's for sure. I want some stuff I forgot here.
Steve: Okay, I'll get your junk, just so you don't come here again, ever...
Chester: Meooow
Roger: Say, this is not the cat Waldo was wearing onhis head, is it?
Steve: What? Oh, of course it is, why?
Roger: But... but it was DEAD!
Steve: So was your little friend, what's the big surprise?
Roger: My God, a zombie cat is after me! Open the door! Hurry up! AAAAAAH!
Mike: How many minutes till midnight, again?
Dave: Five. We have still time to be struck by lightning, abducted by aliens and deported to Hungary.
Chester: Meeeeooow...
{{Part of the "Mushroomies from Hell" storyline}}
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Goats comic strip from November / 01 / 1999: halloweenies and zombie madness (5)
Jeez. Where the hell is my beer?
Are you looking for the lady with the beer?
Yeah. You seen her?
A bad man ate her head and now she doesn't like to move around.
Aw hell. We got zombies.
Did the bad man turn you into a lady, Phillip?
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036 - Something To Think About
Reference Desk!
I've been thinking...
You again?
You know a lot about domination...
Hold on. Just because I know about it, doesn't mean I'm into it. I know about a lot of things.
We'll return to the "Party of Five" marathon after these messages!
Such as how to make someone repeatedly dream their worst nightmare. Being chased by evil toasters with spiky tentacles into a school basement filled with zombie cheerleaders.
For example.
Uh... Point taken.
Wish you could put gravy on EVERYTHING? Now you can!
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Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread
Ugh. There is just not enough time in the day! There's all this awesome stuff I want to do but I just don't have the time!
Maybe you should just stop sleeping. Or learn to function on, say, 3 hours of sleep a night.
I can't do that! I'd probably die!
No one ever died from lack of sleep, Lincoln.
No way! Lack of sleep is totally what um... Mark Twain died of!
Isn't that right, Zombie Mark Twain?
True story!
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Blue Crash Kit
Sorry about my reaction, but I think it's understandable that I'm a little high-strung right now. I mean, you and Blue and Crash are great friends and all, but since we met you I've been...
Almost killed by turkzilla...
Kidnapped by zombies and taken to an alternate earth...
Abducted by aliens...
And then we had to fight off a giant frog invasion. It's just a little--
I think I know what you're getting at, seth, and I understand...
But you don't hafta thank us. We love sharing the fun!
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Chupacabra Week Part 4
[[Jeffrey and Joanna are in front of a Chupacabra inside a glass jar. Joanna has a bite taken out of her]]
Jeffrey: Lookit what that mean ol' Chupacabra did to you, Joanna! Now we're gonna have to build a little indestructible tank for you to ride around on!
Joanna (thinks): !
[[Baby is holding a Wikipedia box]]
Baby: It ehn't serious, Jeffrey. 'Cordin' t' Wikipedia, zombies grow their parts back like a salamander.
Weedmaster P: WE GOT TO RETURN THE CHUPACABRA BACK TO ITS NATURAL HABITAT THOUGH
Jeffrey: What's the natural habitat of a Chupacabra?
Joanna (thinks): :(
[[Weedmaster P steps on something looking like Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force as the Chupacabra attempts to escape its glass prison.]]
Weedmaster P: I FIGURE IT'S EITHER OLDE MEXICO OR THE BUSINESS END OF A GOAT... OR SPACE
Jeffrey: Which end of a goat is the business end?
Weedmaster P: WHATEVER END A CHUPACABRA IS GNAWIN' ON
{{Caption: FORTUNATELY FOR JOANNA, WIKIPEDIA IS SOMETIMES WRONG}}
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the prince of zombie whales
T-Rex: I have some bad news: zombies are in danger of becoming old hat! It's TRUE. But I have a solution to make them interesting again: all you need is stories where not just people but ANIMALS become undead!
T-Rex: Zombie whales!
T-Rex: But better than that: zombie BIRDS.
Dromiceiomimus: Didn't Hitchcock make a movie about that?
T-Rex: Upon inspection: basically? The birds DID want to eat people in his movie. But that's a scary concept, right? Birds hungering for flesh is bad news for everyone!
T-Rex: It's, uh, it's especially bad for fleshy dudes.
Utahraptor: You're dancing around the REAL threat here, T-Rex: ZOMBIE MOSQUITOES.
T-Rex: OH
T-Rex: MY
T-Rex: GOD
T-Rex: You're right! The infection would spread quickly and nearly invisibly! And mosquitoes already want blood, so it's not like they need THAT much encouragement to become zombies. Man!
Utahraptor: I guess we can only hope that the insect kingdom never becomes zombified?
T-Rex: I guess so!!
Narrator: 28 DAYS LATER:
Off-panel: Save us! Save us from the zombie butterflies!
T-Rex: WEAAAAAAAK
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Nerdcore: The Core Wars --- #168: Dragon's Layer
[[In space, a large green dragon is chewing on the remaining half of the pirate ship.]]
Space Dragon: NOM NOM NOM
Someone in the ship: To the escape pods!
[[A rocket with red fins, a red nose, and a black and yellow striped body is speeding through space.]]
Someone off screen: I don't know how this thing works! How do I escape!
Someone else off screen: Backslash!
[[The rocket hits the dragon in the eye, causing him to drop the remains of the ship. There are some little red and gray pod looking things floating around too.]]
Space Dragon: RAAAWRGH!
[[The rocket has transformed back into the "anti-trust suit" and is now facing down the dragon.]]
Therin in the robot: Hello.
[[The dragon is breathing fire at the robot suit, but the robot is blocking the fire with it's shield.]]
Someone off screen: Therin, transform into skeptic tank mode! Space-Wyrms need magic to survive in space!
[[The robot has transformed back into a "skeptic tank" and is firing on the dragon. The dragon, is not so happy about all this and appears to be trying to retreat.]]
Someone off screen: It's retreating!
<<PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW>>
[[The skeptic tank has wipped out some sort of huge light sword and cut the dragon in half!]]
[[The tank, back in "anti-trust suit" mode, and the dead dragon float near the Necronomicorp ziggurat in space.]]
Someone in the ziggurat: What the smeg was that? It was retreating! You didn't have to kill it!
Therin in robot: I didn't do it! The tank acted on its own! It told me it didn't trust the dragon wasn't still a threat!
[[Inside the control room, Tim, Skatha, and Neuton, still in the cyber zombie body, are looking at the computer holo-screen display, which shows a rather startled looking Therin in the robot control center.]]
Neuton: It's not Therin's fault, the Skeptic Tank is programmed to always take the cynic rout.
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What Remains
[[A graveyard. The tombstone reads "Scarcity." Arms emerge from the earth.]]
[[A zombie kicks his way out of the grave.]]
[[The zombie wears jeans, a striped shirt and a blazer with pins on the lapel. He walks away from his grave.]]
[[The zombie gazes up at the moon.]]
[[He looks down at the town on the hillside below him.]]
[[He stalks through the woods.]]
[[He emerges by the base of a water tower.]]
[[The zombie embraces the leg of a water tower.]]
[[And there he stays.]]
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The Last Nerds on Earth - Ch1, Pg3
ZOMBIE: Rurrgh.
ZOMBIE: Grah!
OLIVER: You got the last one.
ZOMBIE: Rargh!
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Lesson #38 - Bar Arguments
Blackboard: Hierarchy: Who wins a fight
Winner Dinosaur
Ninja
Zombie
Robot, Pirate, (Side Battle - An orange)
Rod Serling
Cowboy
Astronaut
Snidely Whiplash
Loser Game Show Host
Pose: Dante, right side of the board, pointing at board with chalk, neutral expression on face
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Tree Lobsters!: #83 Risk
Some Things That Might Kill You
(in descending order of likelihood)
Heart Disease
Cancer
Stroke
...
Car Accident
...
Lightning
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Space Debris
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Zombie Apocalypse
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Space Vampires
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Zombie Space Vampire Pirates
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Large Hadron Collider Doomsday
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Fodi at baldninja.com - Recreation
Matt: How did you know about this place?
John F. Kennedy: After the IRS raised me from the dead, I found myself drawn to the unliving.
John F. Kennedy: At first it was these soulless tube ladies that drew me, but once the zombies arose, I knew that to atone for my sins, I must destroy all of their kind.
Melinda: So you're a righteous dude out to set things right?
John F. Kennedy: Hell no, I just like blastin' heads off!
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Devil's Panties - Friday, November 2, 2007
[[Haunted house: We see a zombie Jack Sparrow running and some children scared by it]]
Kids: AAAH!
[[The zombie pirate runs by them]]
Kids: Ah?
[[Jennie and Happy Goth chase the zombie pirate]]
Jennie and Happy Goth: Come back!!
Zombie Jack Sparow: AAAH!