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Moving In[[Ian enters, holding a box, facing Chad.]] Ian: Hello, you must be Chad Minor, right? I'm your new roomate. [[Chad puts his hands on his face, wiggling his figers disturblingly.]] Chad: BlEhWWAawaWAaa... Ian: I'm... Ian: ...Utterly Confused...http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-07
Moving In
The Call of UT[[Ian calmly jogs down the dorm hall]] Ian (thinking): Must meet new people... Make new friends... [[Ian stops in bewilderment with a hand up to his chin after passing a door]] Computer behind the door: ULTRA KILL! [[While playing a computer game in his dorm room, Drew is taken completely by surprise as Ian suddenly appears behind him, pointing ecstatically at the computer screen]] Ian: DUDE! YOU PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT?!!?http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-08
The Call of UT
Pika Hate[[Outside, Ian unamusedly stares at a pokeball that drops down in front of him]] Off-panel voice: Pikachu, I choose you! [[With the same expression, Ian points a gun at the forehead of the Pokemon Pikachu, who is petrified with fright]] Ian: PK7, I choose you... <<CLICK>> Pikachu: Pika? [[Now appearing angrier with a more-advanced gun in his hands, Ian takes on a gun-shooting stance as a couple of bullet casings drop down next to a collapsing Pikachu]] Off-panel voice: No! Pikachu! Squirtle, attack! Ian: PK7 has evolved into Desert Eagle! Pikachu's damage label: -10 HPhttp://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-09
Pika Hate
Damn CampersComputer: _IAN_ put a bullet through Sage's head. Sage: Sheeeeeeet Computer: _IAN_ put a bullet through Drew's head Drew: Son-of-a... Drew: Damn it Ian! Will you quit SNIPING!?!http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-10
Damn Campers
Must Claw Out Eyes[[Ian walks down the dorm hall in a daze, tired, as bubbles float above his head with popping noises]] Label: 3:00 AM [[A large, naked man dashes by Ian, flailing his arms in the air while running down the hall in the opposite direction]] Naked Man: FOOTBALL!! WOooOoo... [[Still walking, Ian shudders uncomfortably from the frightful scene he just witnessed]]http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-11
Must Claw Out Eyes
What's Pol-Eh Tix?[[Ian walks down the dorm hall in a sort of daze, tired, with bubbles above his head going "pop"]] Label: 3:00 AM (election night) [[John, one of the the dorm's inhabitants who's currently wearing a blue cap and white shirt with the American flag and Republican elephant inscribed on it, suddenly runs by Ian with his hands raised high in the "I love you" gesture]] John: BUSH!!! WOooOoo... [[Alone again and still walking, Ian shudders, frightened by the horrible sight he just witnessed]]http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-12
What's Pol-Eh Tix?
Dorm Hulk[[Ian walks down the dorm hall in a sort of daze, possibly drunk, with bubbles above his head going "pop"]] Label: 3:00 AM [[Ian becomes incredibly startled by the sudden appearance of a Genestealer, a Tyranid beast from the tabletop game Warhammer 40,000, who points at Ian's pants]] Ian: Oh Crap... Genestealer: nice pants [[The genestealer flees from the panel with Ian's pants, leaving the now-pantsless Ian with an annoyed look on his face and his hand raised]] Ian: Alright, who saw that one coming?http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-13
Dorm Hulk
Frustrating Rival{{"FRUSTRATING RIVAL"}} [[Ian walking down dormatory hallway]] Narrator: (still) 3 AM [[Bubbles pop above Ian's head]] Bubbles: *pop* *pop* offpanel: *CouGh* Bubbles: *pop* *pop* [[monster resembling Nemisis enters frame]] Ian: why do you keep fallowing me around ? Monster: No rEasON Bubbles: *pop* *pop*http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-14
Frustrating Rival
JM And His Mad Skillz<<VVVVVIP!>> [[JM rollerblades around Ian]] <<VVVVVIP!>> [[JM rollerblades around Ian again]] JM: Come on Ian, can't you go any faster? Ian: Shut-it, wheel boy...http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-16
JM And His Mad Skillz
Enter the Miciah[[With his arms folded, Ian stands behind Micah, who is playing a game on his computer]] Ian: Hey, Miciah What's that? Micah: Ever Quest Ian: ...and why are you a Gnome? [[The image changes to that of a bald, large-nosed gnome dressed in purple]] Micah: Dude, I am more than a mere "Gnome." Micah: I am BEYOND Gnome, Micah: I am an ??ber Gnome, Micah: I have magics that could make you sheeeeet your pants. Micah: Behind this bulbus nose lays great power and might. Micah: For I am Level 57!! [[The scene between Ian and Micah returns]] Ian: GNOOOOOOOOOME!! Micah (quietly): I hate you sooo much...http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-17
Enter the Miciah
It's Just a Comic, John[[Ian stands in front of a large red curtain with his hands in his pockets, calmly speaking to an unseen audience, viewers of the comic]] Ian: Recently I decided to only draw comics on weekdays and take Saturday and Sunday off. Ian: Various people here in the hall have expressed their distaste for this so called "lazyness." [[Ian raises an arm to present another speaker]] Ian: As a representative of these people John will be speaking on their behalf... [[John, the Bush-lover wearing a blue cap and Republican elephant shirt, excitedly stands in front of the red curtain with a bag of golf clubs on his back and a golf club raised in the air]] John: I'm Saint Ignatious! Listen to me bitch! bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch (etc.)http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-20
It's Just a Comic, John
Hair Ball[[Ian lays comfortably on a blue couch]] Ian: Ahhhh... Thanksgiving break. No more classes, free food, sleepin in, free time, old friends, relaxation, and of course... [[Ian becomes disrupted when a couple of constantly-meowing, hair-shedding cats jump in]] [[Even more meowing cats appear, crowding all around Ian as lots of hair drift through the air]] Ian: ...the cats... how can I forget the cats...http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-27
Hair Ball
WerbleIan: Hey, Wazzup J.M.? JM: Not much. Who's your friend here? [[Strange alien enters from left. Ian is horrified as alien smiles]] Ian: What fri- "eep" [[Ian collapses]] Alien: I think I broke himhttp://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-28
Werble
Well That Ain't Good[[JM sits at his desk, typing on his laptop while Ian,with his hand up to his mouth, looks over JM's shoulder ]] Ian: Dang-it. The water here is so hard it keeps causing me to break out with zits. [[Ian lowers his arm as JM's eyes narrow]] JM: Zits?!? [[Ian becomes absolutely shocked when JM turns his head, revealing a mass of purple tentacles growing out of the right side of his face]] JM: You only get Zits?!?http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-11-29
Well That Ain't Good
My apologies to Drew[[English major, who resembles Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter, outside of Drew's dorm]] English Major: Hey Mates! Today on Call of the Wild, we're tracking the rare and elusive comp sci major! We've been studying this one 'ere for a few months now, and we think we're getting a pretty good picture of his habits. [[Drew comes through the door to his dorm]] English Major: "Drew," as we like to call him, resides in his darkened den, and spends all his time in an activity known as "coding." He emerges only periodically to feast on his daily portion of cold pizza and beer. Drew: You English Majors can all blow me. English Major: Ooo, he's a fiesty one! Tune in next week as we delve into his sexual activities! {{title text: My Apologies to Drew}}http://machall.com/view.php?date=2000-12-04
My apologies to Drew
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