St. Groundhog's Day 2012 Part Two
[[Jeffrey stares into distance, Tallahassee consults tablet]]
Jeffrey: The groundhog is staring at me, Tallahassee. What does it mean?
Tallahassee: According to the Spirit Farmer's Maniac Almanac...six weeks of cholera.
[[Hand of Better Business Burro, holding card]]
Card: UNLESS...
[[BBB handing card to Jeffrey]]
[[Jeffrey yells, irritated, BBB shuffles]]
Jeffrey: Ugh, I shoulda known you was behind this, Better Business Burro. First you ruined Christmas by making us ship all those orders, now you're after Groundhog's Day, too?
<<SHUFFLE, SHUFFLE>>
[[Hand of Better Business Burro, holding card]]
Card: OUR EMPLOYER SEEKS AN AUDIENCE WITH YOU
[[Jeffrey reads card, Topato floats]]
Jeffrey: Employer?
Topato: The Groundhog's curse is a nasty one, Jeffrey. A nasty one indeed.
Jeffrey: Topato! Why'd you do all this just to get my attention? Why didn't you just appear in my dream?
Topato: I know how important St. Groundhog's Day is to your people, Jeffrey. I'm not a monster.
Jeffrey: But you are...you're like a weird, little hollerin' monster.
{{Alt-text: Spirit Farmer's Stream-of-Consciousness Manic Almanac feat. a 600-page forward/table of contents by Dr. Emmanuel Bronner.}}