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• Fodi at baldninja.com - Axehandling

  Melinda: Back, zombie! I'm too pretty yet to die a virgin! [No text in panel 2] Melinda: Oh great, you got zombie brains on my dress. That'll never come out.
  
  

  http://baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-10-07

• Fodi at baldninja.com - Weakness

  Melinda: Your fire rod seems to have little effect on the zombies! Matt: Yeah. Zombie: Grr! Arr! Matt: Final Fantasy lied to me.
  
  

  http://baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-10-26

• Fodi at baldninja.com - Employee Gathering

  Melinda: Hey, there's an employee over here! Matt: And he's a damn zombie! Melinda: More over here! Matt: Okay, this is unfair, but I can't help thinking I should have seen it coming.
  
  

  http://baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-10-20

• Fodi at baldninja.com - Famous Last Words

  Matt: This place looks utterly deserted. Come on, let's go find that lab. Melinda: Damn dust is getting all over my dress, but I think I see it up ahead. Matt: Good. I'm going to get some answers if it kills me. Zombie: Braaagh! Melinda: Damnit, boss! Never say that in a deserted town!
  
  

  http://baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-10-06

• Fodi at baldninja.com - First Impressions

  Melinda: So, awkwardness aside, who was Sally? Matt: Just a zombie friend. She was reduced to a blood stain awhile ago. Melinda: You are very odd. Well, anyway, do you know where the head honcho's office is? I have a memo for him. Matt: Oh, that's me. I'll take that. Melinda: God, if I make it through today without getting fired, I swear I will never again watch porn.
  
  

  http://baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-08-25

• Fodi at baldninja.com - The M

  Matt: Man, these Ass End zombie cloners sure did leave a mess. Melinda: And a log book. Matt: Hmm. Masterdam Cloning Project 3-A. He's the M in ZMB, right? Melinda: Yeah, he's quite a strict guy. Runs the legal branch down in D.C. Matt: What would he need a bunch of clones for? Melinda: If I had to wager, I'd guess these are our brand new corporate lawyers.
  
  

  http://baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-10-18

• Fodi at baldninja.com - Girls in Tanks

  Melinda: Boss, are you alright? Matt: Well, it's not every day a guy sees several women grown in tanks. Matt: Women who are virtually identical to his former zombie friend whom is a spitting image of one of his secretaries. Melinda: Except I'm much prettier. Matt: They're practically identical! Melinda: Men never notice the little details.
  
  

  http://baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-10-17

• Fodi at baldninja.com - Dear Memory

  Matt: No, no! I mean I remember where I saw the signal before. It was when Sally Walgins burst into blood like this. Susan: Test subject of yours? Matt: Friend, actually. She was a quirky, loveable zombie. Susan: Steve, your friend is creeping me out. Steve: Whoa, it's just like Sally Walgins!
  
  

  http://baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-11-24

• Fodi at baldninja.com - Plan of Action

  Belliard: Unfortunately, it'll take months to rebuild my zombie army now. Maybe I should just throw a charity party. For peace! Eeryone can come! We can use it as a springboard for new things with which to combat this danger! Belliard: Specifically, more explosions. Matt: That's a good idea, but won't explosions kind of derail the idea of a party for peace? Belliard: Not if they are prettyful, sparkly explosions.
  
  

  http://baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-10-06

• Fodi at baldninja.com - Patterns in the Ivy

  Belliard: Yes. Sally was the container for their core AI code. For some reason, they felt her code would develop itself more quickly if she were near you, though I can't fathom why. Matt: So, I'm a pawn here? Belliard: No more so than us. Our first zombie-DDoS attack may have destroyed the clone, but all it did was force her to rapidly transmit her code to another clone. Doing so made it develop too quickly for our current zombies to affect. Matt: Wait. That would require a high-bandwidth signal, would it not? Belliard: Yes...why? You bastard. *You* killed Sally.
  
  

  http://baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2006-10-04

• Fodi at baldninja.com - Mouse Cloning

  Matt: I almost have the lab door open. Keep a watch out for more zombies. Matt: My, my. That's a very odd-looking mouse. Melinda: Mice aren't supposed to look just like me, are they?
  
  

  http://baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-10-10

• Fodi at baldninja.com - Tool of Power

  Matt: Check this thing out! It shoots fire! Matt: All right, zombies! Prepare to eat my flaming rod! Matt: Melinda, what did I tell you? Melinda: It's my job to prevent you from saying things like that.
  
  

  http://baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-10-24

• Fodi at baldninja.com - Mr. President

  Matt: Who the heck are you? JFK: Less talk, more head shots! Matt: No, really. JFK: John F. Kennedy, at your service. Matt: Impossible! He's dead. JFK: Look, we're surrounded by zombies and you take this time to question my living status?
  
  

  http://baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-11-07

• Fodi at baldninja.com - Recreation

  Matt: How did you know about this place? John F. Kennedy: After the IRS raised me from the dead, I found myself drawn to the unliving. John F. Kennedy: At first it was these soulless tube ladies that drew me, but once the zombies arose, I knew that to atone for my sins, I must destroy all of their kind. Melinda: So you're a righteous dude out to set things right? John F. Kennedy: Hell no, I just like blastin' heads off!
  
  

  http://baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-11-10

• Fodi at baldninja.com - Happy Birthday

  JFK: It's time I'd best be going. Melinda: Mr. Kennedy, how 'bout a goodbye kiss? JFK: Well, if you don't mind the taste of death on your lips... Melinda: Maybe not... JFK: And Matt, next time you run into zombies, try not to act like a little pansy. Matt: John F. Kennedy, you are such an ass.
  
  

  http://baldninja.com/archive.php?comic=2005-11-11