Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison
{{Guest comic by Josh Rosen}}
[[Caption: Tackleford High School, 9 pm]]
[[Sign outside says "Junior Dance Tonight!"]]
[[The school explodes]]
<<FOOM!>>
[[Inside the gym]]
Esther: Alright, so this is pretty much the worst school dance ever!
Erin: Dammit Milford, what could have possessed you to *raise an army of the undead?!*
Milford: The ladies love the black arts! I stand by my choice!
[[The kids run away]]
The Boy: We need to get to the door...
Esther: Quickly! They're gaining on us!
[[Erin tries the door]]
Erin: It's stuck! We're trapped!
Milford: We're doomed...
[[Sanjiv crashes through the window!]]
Sanjiv: Quick, children! Through the window! I'll hold off the creepy crawlies, yeah?
Milford: Um, we better do what he says, he has a leaf blower for a hand...
Sanjiv: Alright, you undead fiends... THE WEST-YORKSHIRE ANTI-ZOMBIE UNIT IS ON THE JOB!
[[Zombies attack him]]
Sanjiv: Hmf!
Biff-zombie: Rarrrrrrr...
Sanjiv: B-Biff..? Biff! No! It can't be!
[[Sanjiv flashes back to childhood]]
Sanjiv: I remember how it all started, years ago. Just two young men with a dream.
Young Biff: Hey, wanna hunt zombies?
Young Sanjiv: Okay.
Sanjiv: Not realizing just how deep the waters we were treading really were. Just knowing there was a job to do, and we were the two blokes to do it.
[[Sanjiv remembers the incident with zombie Shelley]]
Sanjiv: Yet the undead are strange and complex creatures, and after our first zombie encounter we were forced to consider rethinking our methods.
[[still in the flashback...]]
Flashback Sanjiv: Just because someone doesn't have a soul, doesn't mean they don't have a heart.
Flashback Sanjiv: Hey, that's pretty good. Biff, what do you???
[[Flashback Sanjiv finds Biff chomped on by zombies]]
Flashback Sanjiv: Biff! Nooooo!
[[a flashback montage of Sanjiv fighting the undead]]
Sanjiv: I spent the next three years tracking you, fighting more undead every step of the way. Lost my hand. My eye. The coif of my beard. But I refused to stop.
[[back to the present...]]
Sanjiv: I swore that I would be the one to put you down. But now, now that I finally have you in my sights, I...
Sanjiv: I...
[[Zombie Biff looks up]]
Sanjiv: I can't.
Sanjiv: I... I can't kill you, Biff. Y-you're... You're my best friend...
[[Zombie Biff chomps down on Sanjiv]]
[[As Sanjiv is swarmed by undead, he screams]]
Sanjiv: Biff! Forgiiive meeeeee!
[[LATER...]]
Erin: So how long are we supposed to stay holed up in this warehouse, exactly?
Esther: Until the military comes in, at the last moment. That's usually how these things work.
The Boy: I'm sure we'll manage to occupy ourselves until then...
[[Milford beats an upside-down zombie]]
Milford: Take this Mr Stanford! Assign me math homework, will you?