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• Cat and Girl meet Zombie Dorothy Parker

  Zombie Dorothy Parker: Gas smells awful. Zombie Dorothy Parker: Might as well live Zombie Dorothy Parker: Now, to spoil the world with my rhymes. Zombie Dorothy Parker: Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses Girl: Isn't she dead? Cat: How can they tell? Zombie Dorothy Parker: Somebody was using the pencil. Girl: I thought zombies said "brains." Cat: Why haven't you said "brains?" Zombie Dorothy Parker: We all assume that zombie Oscar Wilde said it. Zombie Oscar Wilde: I wish I had said that. Zombie Dorothy Parker: You will, Oscar, you will.
  
  

  http://catandgirl.com/?p=1444

• What Remains

  [[A graveyard. The tombstone reads "Scarcity." Arms emerge from the earth.]] [[A zombie kicks his way out of the grave.]] [[The zombie wears jeans, a striped shirt and a blazer with pins on the lapel. He walks away from his grave.]] [[The zombie gazes up at the moon.]] [[He looks down at the town on the hillside below him.]] [[He stalks through the woods.]] [[He emerges by the base of a water tower.]] [[The zombie embraces the leg of a water tower.]] [[And there he stays.]]
  
  

  http://catandgirl.com/?p=225

• Cat and Girl Return

  [[Cat sulks.]] Cat: Do I have to? Girl: Oh, come on. [[Cat and Girl look at a library through the bushes.]] Cat: I don't know why you like this place so much. Girl: Libraries are where literature comes alive! Cat: Oh. Cat: You mean literally. Zombie Shakespeare: What dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause. Zombie Carroll: Twas brillig, and the slithy...brains...
  
  

  http://catandgirl.com/?p=1374

• Cat and Girl are Power Broke

  Girl: If the '60s were about power - Girl: The '00s are about legitimacy. Cat: Bosh! Cat: It's ALWAYS about power. Cat: Always. Cat: Always always always always Cat: always always always always always always Cat: always! always! Cat: always always always always always always always always always always [[Cat smiles.]] Girl: Who told you that? Cat: Some guy on the street. Girl: Zombie Robert Moses! Zombie Robert Moses: ...brains... to build highways through...
  
  

  http://catandgirl.com/?p=1229

• What's Your Favorite Christmas Song?

  Beatnik Vampire: Christmas Shoes is a stunning parable of the failure of American health care. Girl: Feliz Navidad! Cat: Pfft. Cat: Latin pop is a dead language. Boy: Dominick! Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey! Grrrl: I make up my own words to the Law and Order theme. Bah bah! Winter solstice time! Zombie: The song where Bing Crosby is coming home for Christmas if has to rise from the grave to do it. Zombie: Yeah! Cat: Christmas at the Zoo. Girl: Pft. Girl: Indie rock is a dead language.
  
  

  http://catandgirl.com/?p=670

• In Brains We Trust

  Waiter: Good evening, Mr. Beuys. Zombie Joseph Beuys: Thanks Raoul. [[They walk through the restaurant.]] Raoul: We've saved your table in the back. Raoul: Today's special is the brains flambe. Beuys: I'll have the brains in brain sauce. Raoul: Excellent choice. Raoul: And to start? Beuys: Bring me a carafe of the house red. Raoul: Feeling poorly, Mr. Beuys? Beuys: Bad day. Beuys: You can spend a lifetime filling hands greedy for the umpteenth sculpture of felt and lard Beuys: and then you die and they follow you down the street demanding that you grimace and say "brains" again. [[Small children follow Zombie Joseph Beuys down the street chanting "Brains! Brains! Brains!"]] Beuys: Always expecting the same old schtick. [[Raoul's arm falls off.]] Beuys: I feel dead inside.
  
  

  http://catandgirl.com/?p=1193

• Cat and Girl are Untimely Satirists

  [[The sun rises on a tent in the woods.]] [[Inside, Cat and Girl are waking up.]] [[Outside the tent, Cat sees a series of mysterious bundles on the ground.]] [[Cat picks one up.]] Cat: These little bundles - Girl - could they be - Cat: - mysterious symbols fashioned of twine, lard and felt - Girl: - who could have - Cat: Woodrow Wilson? Girl: Why Woodrow Wilson? Cat: Uh, the Teapot Dome scandal? Girl: That was Ulysses S. Grant. Cat: Then - Ulysses S. Grant? Girl: What about Horace Greeley? Cat: Kevin Smith? Cat: Tabitha Soren? Girl: Dorothy Allison? Cat: Andy Dick? Girl: Kurt Weil? Cat: Mike Nesmith? Girl: Evelyn Waugh? Cat: Joseph Beuys? Girl: He's dead. Cat: Zombie Joseph Beuys? Girl: Don't be daft. [[Zombie Joseph Beuys is hiding in the bushes nearby.]] Beuys: ...laaaaaaaaard...
  
  

  http://catandgirl.com/?p=1546

• Second Opinion

  [[Girl, red faced with tiny bubbles floating around head, walks into doctor's office. She is seen by series of "doctors" holding clipboards]] Vampire: Banana. Ranger: Banana. Zombie Joseph Beuys: [[ holding sleeping bunny ]] Banana. Grrrl: Banana. Rabbit: Banana. Alien: Banana. Girl: Banana? Cat: Banana. Cat: Orange you glad I didn't say cancer?
  
  

  http://catandgirl.com/?p=2340

• What Easter Means

  {{Peeps.}} {{Springtime.}} [[A bird in a tree watches over the eggs in her nest.]] {{Chocolate.}} [[A small boy with a sticky faces is drooling into his chocolate cream egg.]] {{Egg Hunts.}} [[He reaches for the eggs in the nest.]] {{Bunnies.}} {{Annual Easter Zombie Party.}} [[Grrrl, Boy, Cat and Girl are dressed as zombies. Boy holds a shovel. There's a bowl of punch and ragged crepe paper on the wall.]] Cat: We're back from the dead for more punch!
  
  

  http://catandgirl.com/?p=551

• Fahrenheit vs Celsius

  Beatnik Vampire: Well, an inch was the length of a thumb. Vampire: And a yard was the length between your nose and your outstretched thumb. Girl: So man was literally the measure. Cat: What's a hectare? Vampire: A really big rabbit. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen - Announcer: Let's get ready to wrassle! [[A poster for the fight. Fahrenheit vs. Celsius.]] Cat: I hope there's a run-in. Vampire: These guys don't allow them. Cat: It's a two-party wrestling match? Cat: Boring. Vampire: Don't blame me, I voted for Zombie Joseph Beuys. [[He smiles.]]
  
  

  http://catandgirl.com/?p=1239

• Stuff the Undead Like

  [[Girl and the Beatnik Vampire are seated at a cafe]] Girl: With a female hero of COURSE it's about the mediated Beatnik Vampire: ZOMBIES! Girl: experience [[They run]] <<hf hf>> Beatnik Vampire: Mindless consumer thugs Girl: NO Beatnik Vampire: But easy to defeat Girl: Not ALL of them - Beatnik Vampire: Unless VICTORY is a QUIET DRINK! Girl: some care about quality Girl: materials - CRAFTSMANSHIP Beatnik Vampire: They won't follow us here <<hhh hhh>> Beatnik Vampire: This neighborhood sucks. <<hh hh>> Girl: Of course - its' GLOBAL sustainability - Beatnik Vampire: RICH ZOMBIE PROBLEMS
  
  

  http://catandgirl.com/?p=3699

• Cat and Girl are Fanfic

  {{The cartoon is particularly poorly drawn.}} Cat: What a boring day. Girl: Ho-hum. [[A monster appears!]] Monster: BLARGH!!!! Girl: Oh no it is a terrible monster. Cat: This is worse than the time I was attacked by Zombie Joseph Beuys. Cat: My powers are useless. Girl: The end is near. [[A man appears in the sky!]] Man: Hello Cat and Girl I will save you. [[The man kicks the monster. Girl is smittedn.]] Monster: Ow Girl: My hero. Cat: Will you come to my birthday party? Man: OK that would be nice. Girl: Your shoes are pretty.
  
  

  http://catandgirl.com/?p=1598

• Guardians of Culture

  Grrrl: The boob tube - The idiot box - Girl: Nobody READS any more! Beatnik Vampire: It's CHEAP and it's TAWDRY Cat: Twelve channels and there's nothing on! Zombie Joseph Beuys: It turns us into mindless consumerism-powered zombies! Boy: It gives me something to talk about with people I don't know. Beatnik Vampire: Nothing says LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR like MASS CULTURE! Cat: Two hundred channels and there's nothing on! Beatnik Vampire: Actually there's some pretty good stuff. Grrrl: I'm waiting for the DVD. Boy: I mostly watch things on my phone. Girl: Nobody watches TELEVISION any more!
  
  

  http://catandgirl.com/?p=2640

• The Creation of Cat and Girl: Part 3

  [[Cat and Girl are seated in an airplane.]] [[A fire erupts at the back of the plane.]] [[Cat and Girl throw their hands up.]] <<thunk>> [[The plane crashes into snow.]] [[Cat and Girl stand outside the plane, shivering.]] [[They are frozen solid.]] [[A hooded man walking a penguin like a dog approaches them.]] [[Another hooded man carries rolls of felt and a bucket of lard.]] [[Cat and Girl wake up in an igloo.]] Girl: ? [[A hooded man serves tea to Cat and Girl.]] Cat: Lovely lard. Girl: Thank you. Girl: That's not what happened at all. Beuys: Who are you to question Zombie Joseph Beuys?
  
  

  http://catandgirl.com/?p=1496

• The World a Stage

  [[Crowd scene, inclyding Cat and Girl, Death walking a barking dog, a cowboy, Grrl, Zombie Joseph Beuys, Vampire, Boy, two bunnies and Mister Chen, among others]] Girl: When we're in public we're acting. [[Close-up of Cat and Girl, the edges of the crowd visible.]] Cat: When we talk to strangers we play a role. [[Close-up of Cat and Girl, the endges of the crowd fade to black shadows.]] Cat: With our friends we pretend to be who we think they think we are. [[Close-up of Cat and Girl, fewer black shadows visible.]] Girl: Even with family we aren't our true selves. [[Cat and Girl alone. Girl looks sad. Cat looks anxiously at her.]] [[Cat has disappeared. Girl looks angrily down at the floor.]] [[Girl looks up and realises she is alone.]] [[Girl brings her hands anxiously to her mouth.]] Girl: Uh-oh.
  
  

  http://catandgirl.com/?p=3179