Here is the highest-rated result from Name Removed (you can search just this comic!)
Euro (vanishing)
Rabish: Not in nine tries? This thing is cheating. Don't worry, I'll rescue you!
Dr Quickly: Video games will rot your brain!!
Rabish: Rabid's stuck in a claw vending machine.
Dr Quickly: Oh!
Rabid: You thought I had been shrunk?
Rabish: I didn't know you had a toy line!
Rabid: Check it out!!
<<PRESS!>>
Toy: Mmf! Mm mmm mmmmf!!
Rabish: That's disturbing.
Noel: Ha! She fell for it.
Rabid: MMF!!
Noel: And she'll be next!!
Dr Quickly: The resemblance is uncanny! I can't wait to show her.
Here is the highest-rated result from OldGrayling (you can search just this comic!)
Grayling - Saturday, July 19, 2008 - Page 729
[[Rhodes sits face-downwards with closed eyes. The stream of black lines coming from his mouth has shrunk to a thin trickle. His body is nearly complete, with only one leg thin and wavering, but all the proportions are still elongated]] Morse (not seen): You may think you're mortally justified in destroying this world. But all I see is an arrogant coward, presuming to know what he cannot.
[[Morse is also looking down so her thick hair conceals her eyes.]] Morse: A sadistic child, crushing ants.
Here is the highest-rated result from Knock on Wood (you can search just this comic!)
Tiny
[[A tiny yellow pentagon is next to Green.]]
Yellow: somebody help me! i got shrunk by a shrink ray!
Green: hahaha! i'm finally bigger than you! i rule the school!
[[The Yellow Pentagon, regular sized, is behind him.]]
Yellow: are you talking to that voodoo doll you made of me again?
Green: yes.
Here is the highest-rated result from Mutant Boy (you can search just this comic!)
Cliché Cartoon Storylines: Shrinkage!
(Backstory: everyone got shrunk while out in the garden)
MB: A bee!
[[Mutant Boy is being chased by a gigantic bee]]
<<Bzzzzzzzzzzz...>>
Lol: An ant!
Ant: Protect the queen!
Trevor: A vorm!
Worm: Flawless victory!
AA: Keep that thing away from me.
SM: Screw this, I'm going TO THE MOON!
[[But...!]]
SM: OH GOD HELP I'M STUCK IN SOME OLD CHEWING GUM
[[Later...]]
Lol: Oh boy, that was wacky.
Here is the highest-rated result from The Devil's Panties (you can search just this comic!)
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, April 20, 2005
[[Jennie is putting on her bodice]]
Jennie: Damn zipper.
Jennie: Musta shrunk in the wash.
Jennie: Sigh
Jennie: Will, could you zip this for me?
Will: Hmm?
Here is the highest-rated result from The Secret Crocodile Adventure Club (you can search just this comic!)
The Secret Crocodile Adventure Club » Blog Archive » 55.) Objectivity
Croc: Okay, let's look at this objectively.
Croc: I'm stuck in a frightening microworld full of sinister, skeletal organisms that prod me with feelers sharper than the finest needle point, I'm almost completely out of preshrunk oxygen, and I'm fairly sure that green thing is AIDS... but...
Croc: But...
Croc: No more emokids?
Croc: :)
Here is the highest-rated result from Irritability (you can search just this comic!)
01: Chappy Chappy appears
Caption: This is the... uhh... Hero of this comic, Chappy Chappy. He is exited about the started of classes.
[[Chappy Chappy walks through the door with a big grin on his face, pushing it into a student who was sitting in the corner.]]
<<WHAP>>
Corner Student: Hey you!
Smoking Student: (sweatdrop)
Caption: This sort of thing happens all the time. You could say he has bad luck...
[[The smoking student tries to burn Chappy Chappy's pants with his cigarette. Chappy reacts, leaning backward onto the door, which mashes the student in the corner further into the wall.]]
Smoking Student: Take that!
<<TSSSS>>
Chappy Chappy: Ow!
<<MASH>>
Corner Student: Oof
<<WHISSSH>>
Caption: But really, it's his own fault.
Caption: Ahh, the sweet smell of victory. Of course, after all this trouble...
[[Chappy Chappy stands victoriously atop the stunned bodies of his victims, flashing the V sign which radiates with the light of GLORY!]]
Chappy Chappy: HA HA HA
{{Arrow pointing at V sign: 'V' for Victory}}
{{Aside on his legs: His legs shrunk!}}
Smoking Student: (dazed)
Corner Student: Get offa me!
Narration: EXTRA SPACE, or: "Stand in the middle, you dumb bastard"
Caption: You've probably already guessed that today is Saturday.
Here is the highest-rated result from The Fermento Show (you can search just this comic!)
Freshly Shrunk - #6
Tori; I can't believe I had to run away like that...
[[Tori reaches into her suitcase]]
Tori; Corey, Missy, I miss you guys
[[Tori gazes at a photograph]]
Tori; I'll never forget the moments we spent together...I'll come back home someday...I promise
[[Tori looks up]]
Tori; Huh? What's that?
[[Tori picks up a shrivelled head by the hair]]
Tori; What the...Corey you ass...I told you to keep it
[[Juke approaches Tori]]
Juke; Hey Tori! We're about ready to order the piz...
[[Juke clocks the shrivelled head]]
Juke: ACK!
[[Juke leaps on Sil]]
Sil; "Freshly shrunk" says you...
Juke; From the flipping jungle!! Just like you said!!!
Here is the highest-rated result from Whispered Apologies (you can search just this comic!)
Oh, And 'Little Giants'.
Tim: And, um...
Tim: Oh! And "Little Giants"
Other Guy: THANK YOU. That's enough, Tim! Jesus!
Tim: It still counts. It's a Rick Moranis movie that can describe our situation.
Other Guy: The most infuriating part is that you'd ignore "Honey I Shrunk The Kids", but suggest "Parenthood".
Tim: Rick Moranis was in that?
Here is the highest-rated result from Alternate Universe Comix (you can search just this comic!)
tasty human meat.
SQUID: Man, the past sucks. Just as suspected, the people here are all unsophisticated little bitches. The dullards wouldn't know an awesome dude from the future from their left hand. I think I want to go home to my modern age.
SQUID:Hey, nutsack, you seen a temporal vortex anywhere around here? I'm from the future, and I'm fuckin' sick of hanging around with you retards.
CREATURE: Oh, the vortex! Yeah, it's just past the decaying wind farm. You're lucky it hasn't shrunk to a singularity yet, my fri-
SQUID: OKAY THANK YOU
CREATURE: I have a time machine too, if you wanna borrow it sometime.
Here is the highest-rated result from General Protection Fault (you can search just this comic!)
GPF Archive: Thursday, August 19, 1999
Fooker: That's it... I'm going to take this up with the apartment superintendent...
Fred: We'll hold down the fort.
Trudy: Say, Fooker, want to help me unpack my shrunken head collection?
Fooker: I wouldn't unpack anything else if I were you...
Trudy: Aww... Is the mean ol' Fooker gonna get me kicked out of the building?
Fooker: I'd get you kicked off the planet if I worked for NASA...
