many collections of such music are produced and sold by... Time Wife Music? thank you, thank you, i'm here on the internet all week. try the http protocol.
T-Rex: I've made another fantastic discovery: a discovery bound to send those music theorists back to their dusty ol' drawing boards (one dusty ol' drawing board per theorist)! For you see...
T-Rex: I've discovered how to turn most any song into a love song!
T-Rex: As long as the song mentions "life", you can replace it with the word "wife" and HEY PRESTO: a love song! About wives!
Dromeciomimus: A love song featuring heterosexual relationships only?
T-Rex: Nuh-uh! If someone sings to the people of the world to spice up their wife, WHICH HAS HAPPENED, I WAS THERE, then it's not totally heterosexual any more!
Utahraptor: I feel like the "baby" to "matey" sea chanty conversion is more compelling!
T-Rex: I ask you to withhold judgment!
T-Rex: Consider "It's My Wife", "Wife After Death" (sometimes these songs get sad), "This Is The Wife" (a spouse may need pointing out), "Bring Me To Wife" (even GRAMMAR ITSELF cannot hold in the face of such raw emotion/transport demands), and "The Circle Of Wife". It moves all all, Utahraptor.
T-Rex: Through despair and hope.
Utahraptor: Well, in that case, I hope you have the Time Of Your Wife.
T-Rex: Yes!!
T-Rex: (Usually this is the same time as others keep, but SOMETIMES, wives may disagree with the consensus.)