Exaggerated Despair Syndrome
{{Strip-title: Exaggerated Despair Syndrome}}
Narrator: What the hell is "Exaggerated Despair Syndrome"?
Jeffrey: Oh. Here are Joanna, Baby, and Dr. Monkey to explain what Exaggerated Despair Syndrome is.
[[Joanna and Baby standing side-by-side. Baby is wearing a DEATH HAG-tank top]]
Dr. Monkey's notes: Joanna and Baby aren't really close. In fact, while Joanna usually ignores Baby, Baby openly talks trash about Joanna around their friends.
Baby: Joanna's got but worms.
Dr. Monkey's notes: But one day
[[Dr. Monkey is kneeling next to Joanna's dead body, arms spread open shouting to the sky]]
Dr. Monkey: CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP!
Dr. Monkey's notes: Joanna DIES
[[Baby in a similiar position as Dr. Monkey previously]]
Baby: WHYYYYY
[[Jeffrey is standing next to the crying Baby, who sees him from the corner of her eye]]
Jeffrey: Remember that while there is no known cure for E.D.S., symptoms are only apparent when the afflicted person is being ovserved.
Baby: SHE WAS SO YOUNG
{{Watermark-text: E.D.S. pandemics can occur up to six weeks after a notable celebrity death}}
{{ALT-text: This comic is a trick question because Joanna was already dead.}}