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What is the most adorable member of the undead?
{{title:What is the most adorable member of the undead?}}
What is the most adorable member of the undead?
Vampires:
? scared of silly things
? fussy eaters
? can turn into bats (bats are cute)
Zombies
? plodding
? Really fussy eaters
? Like to chomp on things
Ghosts:
? Have the same problems as you and me
? Often friendly
? Probably need a hug
{{free text: As far as mammals go, maybe they aren?t the cutest, but mammals are the cutest class in the world so why don?t we all just give bats a break.}}
{{title text: Ghosts have the same problems as you and me especially when you and me need to avenge our own murders}}
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2.27 He doesn't scare easily at all
Panel 1: [[The girl stands in front of Ben in a hospital gown. Ben stares at her for a moment.]]
Panel 2: [[Ben screams in fear, backs away from the girl]]
Ben: <<EEYAHH!>>
Panel 3: [[Ben trips over the laundry cart behind him and falls to the ground by the wall]]
Ben: Another zombie! Spirit, please, help me!
Panel 4: [[Close up of the girl's eyes; her right eye fills with blazing green light]]
Panel 5-8: [[Close-up of the girl's scabbed mouth as she says something to Ben]]
Panel 9: [[A green glow fills the air, and the girl's hair rises with the energy filling the room. She says something in 'Malakhrit' but Ben cannot hear her.]]
Panel 10: [[A shot of Ben's shoes and the girl's feet on the ground, blood dripping from her wounds into a puddle on the floor. The girl's toenails are black. More Malakhrit.]]
Panel 11: [[Close-up of the girl's face.
She finishes what she was saying in Malakhrit.]]
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Roomies #290
Jim: Alright! It's time for all you rotting corpses to return to your cages!
Nigel: CHARGE!!!!!
Jim: Uh... kip... I could use a little help here...
(A bunch of zombies charge across Jim and Kip, leaving only their shoes behind)
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You see I wanted the two of you to serve me without the need for brainwashing
Controlled zombies have their limits after all
The three of us will rule the cosmos
So whaddya say Huh
No way in hell
Hrm
Can I have Ohio
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Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic
[[Crowd of glow-in-the-dark zombies holding signs reading 'brains' and 'Mrh!']]
Shouting voice: What do we want?!?
Zombies: Braiins...
Shouting voice; When do we want them?!?
Zombies: Braiins...
{{Zombies don't often protest on their own, but unscrupulous necromancers have been known to summon up a couple extra bodies if a protest crowd is looking too sparse.}}
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Halloween
[[Dewey is talking to people wearing Halloween costumes.]]
Dewey: Vampire, great costume.
Dewey: R2 unit with broken motivator, nice.
Dewey: Zombie call girl, fantastic! Where's your bag?
Woman: I'm their mother.
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Clearly, He's Thought About This Before
[[John and Nathan are leaving a movie theatre. We can see the big marquee in the background that has the title of the movie. In this case it's RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION. Neither of them look too pleased about the movie. John is holding a soda]]
Nathan: Man am I glad we didn't go see that on opening night.
John: Would you do a chick zombie?
[[Nathan goes from pissed about the movie to taking John's question completely seriously]]
Nathan: Depends on the degree of decomposition. I mean if she's been a zombie for over a week, then no. But if she had just turned, then yeah, or course.
John: You'd have to do her doggy style though. That way, she can't bite you.
[[Nathan looks as if his intelligence had just been insulted. John tosses his soda away. What a litter bug]]
Nathan: Well, that just goes without saying.
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Haiku Three
broken leg one round
scratches at door zombie near
tears run down face BANG
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Hamburglar: Robble robble!
Zombie: Braaains.
Hamburglar: Robble, robble!
Zombie: Braaains!
Caption: Nominating The Hamburglar as ambassador to Zombie Island was rapidly proving to be a mistake.
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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog
[[MISS MATCH from the parallel Earth is lurking around the lunch room at Evil Inc. FRED THE ZOMBIE is putting his lunch in the fridge.]]
MISS MATCH-2's DIARY: Dear Diary, after weeks of trying to find a way back to my own world, I must accept I may be trapped here.
[[FRED leaves and MISS MATCH-2 sneaks over to the fridge.]]
MISS MATCH-2'S DIARY: I've been surviving at Evil Inc HQ on stolen lunches and vending machines.
[[She looks inside FRED's lunch bag.]]
MISS MATCH-2 (thinking): That's...not Jello, is it?
[[She walks away from a snack machine. She's punched a hole in the glass in order to steal a package of cookies, which she's glumly eating.]]
MISS MATCH-2'S DIARY: I know two things. I need to find a job, and I must find this "Famous Amos."
And punch him in the face.
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Close to You
Man: <<Singing>> Why do birds suddenly appear
Man: <<Singing>> Every tiiiime you are neeear
Man: Wait, are those turkey vultures?
Man: Okay, listen, are you a zombie?
Woman: Hurrghhh...
{{We should probably talk about this before the wedding.}}
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Knock knock (z-war)
<<KNOCK KNOCK>>
Rabish: Is that the front door? Who could possibly be knocking at this late hour?
Rabid: Oh, sure, go and check. Sure...
<<KNOCK KNOCK>>
Rabish: Seems silly to keep a bookshelf in front of the door. Christopher Alexander says "FAIL!"
Rabish: And to have to prise boards off the door! How tedious can it get?
Zombies: RARR
Rabish: Ack! Zombies!
<<BLAM>>
Rabid: I was being sarcastic when I said "go and check"!
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Andrea Morse
[[ORIGAMI SUPPLY SHOP]]
[[OPEN]] [[PAPER]] [[STUFF]]
Shop Owner: Man, shoplifters are killing my profits.
Dude: Have you tried putting up a sign?
Shop Owner: Yeah. The last one didn't work
[[SMILE! YOU ARE BEING WATCHED BY SECURITY CAMERAS]]
Shop Owner: so I went with a new spin
[[SMILE! DEATH IS A GUARANTEE FOR YOU AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW]]
Dude: What about the undead?
Shop Owner: What, like zombies?
Dude: Yeah. Like, check this out: I made an origami zombie.
[[ORIGAMBIE!]]
Origambie: Craaaanes!
Shop Owner: Huh. Animate folded paper eating inanimate folded paper.
Dude: Whoa, you have a Galaga machine?!
Onion: An origondor!
Shop Owner: What do you call an origami onion?
Dude: An orion?
Orion: Uh... Down with condors?
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Snail Dust -- archived comic for Friday November 1st, 2002
Herb Morrison: "Oh no! Mr. Sock-Zombie is moving towards the city!"
Herb Morrison: "NO! TWO of them?"
Herb Morrison: "An army of sock-zombies... unstoppable... we are all doomed... this... is the end of humanity..."
Ondine: *gasp*
[SFX: *DRAMATIC CHORD*]
--
This tagline is a lie.
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Questionable Content
{{Number 258: It Does A Body Good}}
[[interior Coffee of Doom]]
[[Poster: zombie monkey wants your coffee]]
[[Vicky sits at a table, drinking coffee. Faye stands by the table, hands behind her back.]]
Faye: Hi there!
Vicky: Um, hi.
Faye: Enjoying your latte?
Vicky: Uh yeah, it's really good.
Faye: Are you sure? Because it looks to me...
Faye: [[throwing milk in Vicky's face]] *...like it needs some more MILK!*
Milk: <<BLOOSH>>