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Melinda: Wow. Nice blood stain.
Matt: Don't remind me. How'd your task go?
Melinda: Turns out zombies aren't the only creatures of the dark that Masterdam is interested in. I found this in his office.
Melinda: A vampiric watermelon!
Matt: The face was drawn on by a Sharpie.
Melinda: A vampiric Sharpie.