by reading this secret text, you have added "DIRECTOR'S CUTTERS" to your inventory. you can now play with "cereal" replaced with "experimental serum", and "toast" replaced with "heated patty of nutritional yeast"Narrator: BREAKFAST a choose-your-own-adventure comic
T-Rex: It's time for breakfast! If you decide to eat, turn to panel 3. But if you're not hungry yet, turn to panel 2!
T-Rex: Hah! YOU DIED, jerk!! NO BACKSIES. You're totally dead now!
T-Rex: Okay, Super, you're hungry! You feel as if you've somehow avoided meeting with a terrible fate, but also as if your EVERY ACTION may result in calamity for you today. So! Will you have cereal or toast?
Dromiceiomimus: If you have toast, turn to panel 4!
T-Rex: If you have way more DELICIOUS CEREAL, turn to panel 2!
T-Rex: Man, this toast is pretty okay, but you realize you should probably turn to panel 2.
Utahraptor: Turn to panel 5!
T-Rex: As you eat the toast you choke on it! Oh no! You're definitely about to die. To accept your fate, turn to panel 2! To perform the Heimlich maneuver on yourself, turn to panel 2.
Utahraptor: There's only one chance! Turn to panel 2 but then warp to panel 6!
T-Rex: You have catastrophically failed at breakfast, yet, paradoxically, won at this comic. You begin to wonder if text is the best medium for a game but there's no time for that now!! You are a Zombie. You are the dead REANIMATED.
T-Rex: Go visit a scientist, we'd all love to know how that works!