The Trouble With Ghost Bigfoot[[ Jeffrey returns to the office with Ghost Bigfoot, who is carrying Joanna. ]]
Jeffrey: Listen guys before you say anything-
Voice from off-panel: AAAH
Voice from off-panel: OH GOD!
[[ Weedmaster P hides behind Tallahassee Econolodge, while Jeffrey explains ]]
Weedmaster P: JEFFREY LOOK OUT A GHOST IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Jeffrey: I know it's a ghost, it's Ghost Bigfoot! Apparently he's nice and he loves Joanna also.
Tallahassee Econolodge: Jeffrey may I speak to you in private.
Weedmaster P: HELP
[[ Tallahassee confers with Jeffrey. A smiling Ghost Bigfoot holding Joanna can be seen in the distant background. ]]
Narrator: PRIVACY AREA 28-C
Tallahassee Econolodge: Jeffrey you're gonna have to register Ghost Bigfoot with the state.
Jeffrey: I ain't legal in this state. I'm a outlaw, Tallahassee.
[[ Jeffrey is now wearing a cowboy hat. ]]
Tallahassee Econolodge: What are you gonna do?
Jeffrey: Gonna do what I always do, Tallahassee.
Jeffrey: I'm gonna make up a song about it.
[[ Jeffrey, shirtless and singing, holding a tambourine. ]]
Jeffrey: Well I found her on a piano down in Hades / Near Limbo where they used to put dead babies / Now Ghost Bigfoot wants to love her / Doo be doo doo Danny Glover / Now I'm gonna have to blow old Ghost Bigfoot away!
[[ Ghost Bigfoot smiles and sits on a couch holding Joanna. Jeffrey stands behind them, clutching a liquor bottle in his right hand, and a gun pointed at the back of Ghost Bigfoot's head with his left. ]]
Ghost Bigfoot: Ghost Bigfoot love Zombie Kitty cuz we both knows what it be like to be deads.
[[ Jeffrey turns away, his back to us. In the foreground we see Ghost Bigfoot smiling slyly. ]]
Jeffrey: Man I can't kill Ghost Bigfoot! Besides, I'm not sure if ghosts are allergic to guns...