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On the Home Stretch (p.045)
PUNCH LINE : Home ? Where is home ?
SUMMARY : Setanta is running for his life before the dark boar-like creature. He's just seen some sort of fort and intends to make for it. As to whether this is a good idea, only the future will tell.
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Online Dating is Pretty Sweet
[Colin talks about his expectations for his friend's online dating]
A 9am Match.com check? I take it that means it's working out for you?
Eh, it's kind of a mixed bag. Lots of attractive women, but I think most of them are nuts.
oooh ... this one's wearing a cowboy hat, that's kind of hot.
Well, you know, for every Fatal Attraction moment, you're bound to have a Back to the Future one.
I don't know what that means.
You know, like a hot Doc Brown?
Andrew, quick, we have to go back to the future to fix a terrible time paradox! It involves you, me, and Rory from the Gilmore Girls. Hurry, she's wriggling out of her ball gag and silk restraints as we speak!
Lead Paint Comics. Time Travel. Lorelai. Delorean. Colin. Andrew.
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WiFi on the move
Pinces: Phillips, how do they provide wireless internet on moving buses? It's like some kind of magic!
Phillips: I don't know, Pinces, but it works and that's good enough for me.
[[At the bus depot]]
Mechanic: Any problems with the bus?
Driver: Wireless was a bit patchy
[[A unicorn is being wrangled in the background]]
Mechanic: Ok, I'll top up the unicorn blood and you'll be all set
{{December 07, 2009}}
{{Caption: Seriously - How do they do it?}}
{{Alt-text: There's a future in unicorn ranching, my friends}}
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50
Why don?t you like watching horror movies?
Because if I want to scare myself, I?ll just think of my future. That scares the shit out of me so why pay $10 for something I can do myself?
On the other hand, I will gladly pay someone to make me laugh and help me forget the wasteland that is my life.
oookay. that?s enough drama for me tonight. Comedy it is.
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Giant Friday - #67 Two Future Metalheads
Second head: In the future nobody on the metal scene takes you seriously unless you have two heads!
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From what you've told me
From what you've told me, I'm filled with awe at the fantastical future in store for the human race! Naturally, pastperson, but how about my outfit?
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Literal Drop-off | Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life
[[Edmund and Lord Werriam are in a hot air balloon]]
Edmund: Lord Werriam, your hospitality is appreciated...but I must admit, I'm getting a bit airsick. Could you drop me off over there?
Lord Werriam: Sure!
[[Edmund falling head-first through the sky]]
{{Edmund's Journal: For future reference: when i the sky with someone who interprets everything literally...choose your words carefully.}}
~~~
{{Journal Reflection: Also, if you fall past a flock of geese and distressed goose noises, they still don't help you.}}
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Comic 4 - Future Perfect Part 1
WOW I can see into the FUTURE!!
why are you taller?
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Futureman
Chris, how are you not getting this?
Sharkspeare and his first name are hard Ian.
*PoP*
I come from the future.
Have either of you gentlemen seen Shakespeare?
You see, in the Future, Shakespeare is a powerful Wizard, destined to save the universe from the CyberDragoons!
I'M SHAKESPEARE!
To my deep shame, I am unsurprised.
I wrote the plays about the Black guy and the Scottish lord who was eaten by sharks!
TO THE FUTURE!!
To my deep shame...
...I remain unsurprised.
...stupid future.
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Cell Phones 3
[[A human male speaks excitedly on his cell phone]]
Human: Hey there how would you like to risk your future and livelihoods developing a revolutionary new automated farming system that increases quality and availability of food while decreasing cost and environmental impact?
Well I mean okay how about solving the energy crisis or developing new techniques for investigating neurological computation in real time?
Really you would rather sit at a computer all day writing half asked cell phone software that nobody wants for an out of touch company that thinks what the world needs is more shitty shovel ware?
Oh you mean you're actually developing a new framework for rapid and robust development cool when do you think you'll release-- oh you mean your developing it for this one project and it will never see the light of day be a use everyone else has already or is currently making their own identical thing. Nice.
[[Human male sits at a bar holding his head with one hand and a partially-full shot glass with the other. There are 4 empty shot glasses nearby]]
{{Title text: Happy 100th comic everyone! Here's looking forward to the next 100 comics -- all complaining about cell phones.}}
{{Ed. note: At the time this comic was written, telephones were a big deal}}
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209 - 03/02/16 - Flash in the Panel
Reverse: Just so we're clear: after I kill you, I'm going to kill your friends.
Reverse: And then I'm going to kill your father.
Reverse: I always win, Falsh.
Eddie: [[off panel]] Not today villain!
[[Flash beaten in background. Eddie pointing gun to his own head.]]
Eddie: Since you're from the future, and I'm your great grandfather, there's one way to stop you.
Flash: Eddie, you don't need to shoot yourself, just don't have sex with his great-grandmother.
Flash: What are you, slow or something!?
[[Flash getting beaten more.]]
Eddie: [[offpanel]] How am I supposed to know who his great-grandmother is?
Flash: He's white, isn't he?
Flash: Vow to never again have sex with white chicks.
Flash: Keep up with me here.
[[Close up on Eddie clenching fists, squints eyes.]]
Eddie: Okay, I'm vowing.
Eddie: I'm vowing as hard as I can!
Eddie: Is it working?
[[Flash getting beaten by black version of Reverse-flash with an elaborate fade.]]
Flash: Nope. Not even a little.
Flash: New plan:
Flash: Decide to get a vasectomy.
[[Close up on Eddie clenching fists, squints eyes.]]
Eddie: Did that do it?
Flash:(from off panel) No. Still getting punched.
Eddie: How 'bout now?
Flash: (off panel) Nope. Still getting punched.
Eddie: Hmmm.
Eddie: Must be I'm going to will have forgotten to do it.
Eddie: [[space between this and previous line]] This is all so complicated.
[[Gun back to the head.]]
Eddie: You know what, I'll just stick with Plan A.
Flash: [[offpanel]] That's probably for the best, Eddie.
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Stars
Falk: Looking at the stars like this always makes me think. Like, isn't it amazing that many of the stars we see here tonight have gone away hundreds of years ago?
Falk: When we look at the stars we're actually looking backwards in time, while we're sitting here, in the moment where the future becomes the past...
Izzie: I prefer the present...
Falk: ...
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Bleakville: Brian
Steve: So. You looking forward to the future then?
Dave: Yup.
Steve: Should be better than now, eh.
[[Brian shoots himself]]
[[a pause]]
Dave: Bloody typical
Dave: Trust Brian
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Fine Art: The Future Two
I was underwhelmed by the future.
No flying cars. TV hasn't even been invented yet.
I too was underwhelmed. I was dead hen!
Why wouldn't you be dead?
Induction!
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The Tiniest Thanksgiving
#1:
On a terrible stretch of beautiful green land full of such phantasmagorical sights as clouds and grass and two dudes, two dudes saw each other in the distance across grass, and also clouds. They recognized in one another???s face their own condition: the trauma of being sent through God knows what to God knows where during God knows when, that travel-smeared face of the ultimate unknown, the kind of ultimate unknown like marshmallows on a pizza- simply nobody knows. It was immediately clear to the two gentlemen that they would have to speak with one another for their own respective sanities. They hadn???t seen life in days outside of the grass itself and also some chipmunks, but it became steadily obvious that the tiny beasts were incapable of any consequential discourse.
???Oh, thank God.??? The first man said, ???I never thought that I would see anyone again. Where the hell are we????
???I think the real question, my good sir, is when the hell are we? You see, I am a scientist from the future- or the past, I???m not entirely sure- and I have, believe it or not, created a functioning time machine. I have discovered the secrets of dislocation. Here???s the main feature: I didn???t use any bolts. Bolts, you see, bolt one down to the very time/space from which they came. When you bolt yourself down, there is no escape.???
The time-traveling scientist explained in dramatic detail to his newfound comrade the technicalities of his machine and he did so for fourteen hours straight. Even the sun yawned at his boring mathematics, complaining that it didn???t have time for this, that it needed to study its French or that its mom would totally ground him, resulting in the demise of all mankind. The scientist finished his lecture by telling the other man the date on which he vacated his home in time/space like a hobo being chased by the coppers.
???Oh, wait, no,??? the man said, ???that was like three days ago.???
???I see. I showed up three days ago. The real question, my good sir, is where the hell are we????
???Oui.??? Said the sun.
???I think I have a theory that you might appreciate, my scientist chum, so check it before you wreck it: don???t you feel like you???re made up of, like, less stuff? Like, I mean, it???s like we???re smaller, but everything else is too.???
???Are you suggesting some sort- some sort of tiny world????
???No, this is way bigger than that?????? he paused, ??????I mean smaller than that. This is, like, the tiniest world.???
The two fellows looked at each other with a staggering glare, a glare much worse than any TV had ever experienced, even the sun???s TV, which pretty much burned up right after his mom bought it and right before he totally got grounded (but only for a night, making everybody say ???crap, where did I put my winter stuff???? Even the Inuit. Yeah man, it was that cold). They pondered the situation. The two men, not the Inuit, who were nowhere to be found. They pondered and pondered until finally they decided that they were very hungry and would have to try once again to communicate with the chipmunks so that they could find food.
And that is the story of Thanksgiving and how the chipmunks saved the men from a long, harsh, pleasant summer.
