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• Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison

  [[Ryan plays Scrabble with Amy while inebriated.]] Ryan: Seven letters! Kumquat on a triple. 67 points. Amy: Those aren't 7 blank tiles, Ryan, they're Rennies. You're going to bed. Amy: You sleep here in Shelley's room and tomorrow we'll think of a plan for you and me. Ryan: Dang! What's that smell? Amy: It's the complete absence of any kind of funk whatsoever. Isn't it weird? Ryan: Man, her duvet smells amazin' what's wrong with that gal?
  
  

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• Scary Go Round 20080107

  [[In bed in the dark, Ryan opens one eye.]] Ghostly voice: Ryaaaaan [[There is a green, floating apparition of Gram Parsons. Ryan cowers briefly under the duvet.]] Ghost of Gram Parsons: It's me, Ryan, the ghost of Gram Parsons, with a message. Ghost of Gram Parsons: Shoppin' bags are killin' the planet, man, shoppin' bags! [[Ryan looks politely unconvinced. His T-shirt reads "Holistic Friends."]] Ghost of Gram Parsons: Folks gotta change! Someone (you) has to lead the way! [[Ghost of Gram Parsons sticks his head through the wall.]] Ghost of Gram Parsons: Oo-wee, I never saw a girl sleeps in just a wooly hat before. Ryan: Dang it, Gram, that's a lady's private hat.
  
  

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• Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison

  [[Ryan lays asleep in bed, wearing a shirt reading "Holistic Friends". He awakes to a vision of a ghostly Gram Parsons]] Gram Parsons: Ryaaaaan Gram Parsons: It's me, Ryan, the ghost of Gram Parsons, with a message. Gram Parsons: Shoppin' bags are killin' the planet, man, shoppin' bags! Gram Parsons: Folks gotta change! Someone (you) has to lead the way! [[Parsons sticks his head through the wall into Amy's bedroom]] Gram Parsons: Oo-wee, I never saw a gal sleeps in just a wooly hat before. Ryan: Dang it, Gram, that's a lady's private hat.
  
  

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• Scary Go Round 20080108

  <<snit snit snit snit snit>> [[Through Ryan's opening eyes, we see Amy's chipper face.]] Amy: Good morning! [[Amy is kneeling on top of Ryan in bed wielding a pair of scissors. His beard has been mostly removed, with a mustache remaining.]] Amy: Now this is your own fault, Ryan. If you're been up before 11, it would have never happened. I couldn't rest knowing that beard was in the house. [[Ryan clutches his face in horror.]] Amy: Anyway, I left you a 1980s sportsman's moustache. "Urban desperado", very 2008. [[Ryan examines himself in a mirror with a heart attached.]] Ryan: Ame, this is a violation of the covenant between man and woman. A fellow has to know his face is safe by night.
  
  

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• Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison

  <<snit snit snit snit snit snit snit snit>> [[Ryan opens his eyes and sees Amy]] Amy: Good morning! [[Amy is sitting on Ryan's bed, and has cut off his beard with a scissors, leaving only a moustache]] Amy: Now this is your own fault, Ryan. If you'd been up before 11, it would have never happened. I couldn't rest knowing that beard was in the house. Amy: Anyway, I left you a 1980s sportsman's moustache. "Urban Desperado", very 2008. Ryan: Ame, this is a violation of the covenant between man and woman. A fellow has to know his face is safe by night.
  
  

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• Scary Go Round 20080109

  [[At Argos, clean-shaven Ryan is filling in some form. Amy is grumpy.]] Amy: This is to spite me, isn't it? I rescue your face for ladies worldwide... and you stick it right back to me in Argos.]] [[Sign: Queue Here Please]] Ryan: Ame, I had a dream, I had an awesome dream. Gram Parsons told me to do my bit for Mother Earth. [[Ryan picks up a shopping trolley. Amy knocks her forehead for emphasis.]] Amy: A tartan shopping trolley isn't the way! They're strictly for morons and the over 75 crowd! <<squeak squeak>> Ryan: It's got a real nice wheel action. The planet's startin' to feel safer. Amy: If you want me, I'll be 20 metres behind you.
  
  

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• Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison

  [[Ryan and Amy queue at a store to buy a reusable shopping trolley]] Amy: This is to spite me, isn't it? I rescue your face for ladies worldwide... ...and you stick it right back to me in Argos. Ryan: Ame, I had a dream, I had an awesome dream. Gram Parsons told me to do my bit for mother earth. Amy: A tartan shopping trolley isn't the way! They're strictly for the morons and the over 75 crowd! [[Ryan pulls the trolley behind him]] <<squeal squeak.. Ryan: It's got a real nice wheel action. The planet's startin' to feel safer. Amy: If you want me I'll be 20 metres behind you.
  
  

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• Scary Go Round 20080110

  [[Amy has a shopping bag marked "La Damsel".]] Ryan: How comes you still got money despite not havin' a job? Are you sellin' your lady eggs? I won't judge. Amy: No, I just sold a few of my knick-knacks. Apparently I have exquisite taste! [[In front of the "Help the Wretched" store.]] Ryan: Yeah, you got some nice curios, some decent gewgaws. I figured you were just exercisin' the five-finger discount. [[Amy punches Ryan's arm.]] Amy: Thanks for that ringing endorsement of my character. It's easy! Let me show you in the charity shop. [[Amy is buying a ragged teddy bear. The woman at the charity shop holds out a Teddy Ruxpin in recommendation. Sign: "Gonks 25p 5/E1"]] Woman: That ole thing? 10p, dear. You sure you don't want Teddy Ruxpin? 'E still talks! Teddy Ruxpin: I WILL KILL AGAIN
  
  

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• Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison

  [[Amy carrys an expensive-looking parcel from La Damsel]] Ryan: How comes you still got money despite not havin' a job? Are you sellin' your lady eggs? I won't judge. Amy: No, I just sold a few of my knick-knacks. Apparently I have exquisite taste! Ryan: Yeah, you got some nice curios, some decent gewgaws. I figured you were just exercisin' the five-finger discount. Amy: Thanks for that ringing endoresement of my character. It's easy! Let me show you in the charity shop. [[Inside the charity shop, Amy inquires about an old plush bear]] Clerk: That ole thing? 10p, dear. You sure you don't want Teddy Ruxpin? 'e still talks! Teddy: I will kill again
  
  

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• Scary Go Round 20080111

  [[Back at home, Amy studies a thick volume with the ragged teddy bear she just bought for 10p on the table.]] Amy: It's an original 1911 Steiff once owned by the damned Prince Vlot of Wallonia! Ryan: Amy, I think you might be a divvy! Amy: Who are you calling a divvy, square face? Ryan: No, it means you got the power of knowin' antiques. Like the most famous famous divvy of all, Lovejoy! Amy: Tell me more of this... Lovejoy. Ryan: My memory is hazy, but if I remember right, he was a local warlock with a face like a leather purse. Ryan: His best friend was a tinker... he wore tight denims to keep his powers strong. He couldn't sleep unless his hands were cuppin' the buttocks of a local duchess or minor royal. [[As he speaks, illustrations accompany. Captions: Lovejoy - A Tinker - Denim - Blue Bloods]]
  
  

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• Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison

  [[Amy reads a collectors encyclopedia to learn about a stuffed bear she purchased]] Amy: It's an original 1911 Steiff once owned by the damned Prince Vlot of Walllonia! Ryan: Amy, I think you might be a divvy! Amy: Who are you calling a divvy, square face? Ryan: No, it means you got the power of knowin' antiques. Like the most famous divvy of all, Lovejoy! Amy: Tell me more of this... Lovejoy. Ryan: My memory is hazy, but if I remember right, he was a local warlock with a face like a leather purse. [[Ryan's thoughts portray a fighting Lovejoy, fiendish Tinker, Lovejoy's bum in tight denim pants, and Lovejoy in a bed with a royal lady. The thoughts are labeled: Lovejoy; A Tinker; Denim; Blue Bloods]] Ryan: His best friend was a tinker... he wore tight denims to keep his powers strong. He couldn't sleep unless his hands were cuppin' the buttocks of a local Duchess or minor royal.
  
  

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• Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison

  Amy: Ha-cha! Now to the business of the day! Ryan: Ame, it won't just compost over the course of the afternoon. / You're ruinin' the street for decent folks. Amy: Now this is like a family tree in reverse??? / ???of people you might conceivably be able to see naked. [[ The map: Ryan Via reliable allies Via reprobate friends Shelley: headache no one needs Amy: would eat you alive Kelly Mastars: pretty Pauline Whelk (triangular XXX) Gibbous Moon: Sexual American Esther de Groot: Gothic Lol1t4 Kate Marx: philosophical outsider ]] Amy [[Voice-over]]: I used Shelley's best pens to colour-code potential suitorettes. / Red for ???inconceivable physical union?????? Amy: Orange for ???in relationship but break-uppable??? / Green for ???good match???. Ryan: ???Inconceivable physical union???? Amy: I don't like couples who, when reduced to their most basic geometric form??? / ???resemble a square and an /Aardvark/.
  
  

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• Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison

  [[Amy pushes a tree out the door]] Amy: Ha-Cha! Now to the business of the day! Ryan: Ame, it won't just compost over the course of an afternoon. Ryan: You're ruinin' the street for for decent folks. <<KROSH>> Amy: Now this is kind of a family tree in reverse... Amy: ...of people you might conceivably be able to see naked. Amy: I used Shelley's best pens to colour code potential suitorettes. Amy: Red for "Inconceivable physical union"... Amy: Orange for "In a relationship but break-uppable" Amy: Green for "Good Match". Ryan: "Inconceivable physical union"? Amy: I don't like couples who, when reduced to their most basic geometric form... Amy: ...resemble a square and an aardvark.
  
  

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• Scary Go Round 20080115

  [[A makeshift Peanuts-style help booth, with a sign: "Love Clinic - Amy Is In".]] Amy: Before we start, you have to declare any unrequited loves and back-up girls. Ryan: Aw c'mon, that's the secret treasure chest of a man's heart! The basic oil and grease of single livin'! Amy: You have to cut them off, cast them out! Ryan: Man all right, but it ain't dang well fair. <<write write>> Ryan: The top ones are who I secretly like. The bottom ones like me but I can't tell em it ain't ever happenin'. Amy: Ooo! Someone has a high opinion of himself! Ryan: It's primitive. I'm a magnet for the glad eye. Ladies sense I might be good at carpentry.
  
  

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• Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison

  [[Amy is in a makeshift fort with a sign reading "Love Clinic / Amy is in" a la Lucy in Peanuts. Her fee jar reads ??1]] Amy: Before we start, you have to declare any unrequited loves and back-up girls. Ryan: Aw c'mon, that's the secret treasure chest of a man's heart! The basic oil and grease of single livin'! Amy: You have to cut them off, cast them out! Ryan: Man all right, but it ain't dang well fair. [[Ryan writes a list]] Ryan: The top ones are who I secretly like. The bottom ones like me but I can't tell em it ain't ever happenin'. Amy: Ooo! Someone has a high opinion of himself. Ryan: It's primitive. I'm a magnet for the glad eye. Ladies sense I might be good at carpentry.
  
  

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