And Shine Heaven Now ~ Hellsing Fancomic
Caption: HellSING! Fangirl Karaoke!
Caption: Not mine, and copyright people who aren't me, most notably Nickelback. No sueage plzthx.
Erin (drawn in as herself): A reader came up with this rendition of Nickelback's "Next Contestant" during a boring biology video. Hooray for boring videos, I say!
Erin: From Alucard's point of view, in case it isn't immediately obvious.
[[Greentone screenshot of Integral's face, with a superimposed shot of Alucard's fanged grin]]
Song: I judge by how she's glaring / Just how many heads I'm tearing / Off the freaks all trying to kill her
Backup: (Each night, seems like it's getting worse)
[[Greentone screenshot of Integral bound]]
Song: I wish she'd take her tie off / So I can try to suck out / Every drop of Hellsing blood in her
Backup: (I dream it every night she works)
[[Redtone screenshot of Alucard]]
Song: Freaks come and point their small guns / It's time that I had some fun / Tearing up freaks coming after her
Backup: (Don't they know it's never gonna work)
[[Bluetone screenshot of Jan Valentine with his army of ghouls]]
Song: They think they'll get to kill her / With every ghoul they send her / As they all try coming after her
Backup: (This time somebody's getting hurt)
[[Redtone screenshot of Alucard with gun]]
Bacup: (Here comes the next contestant)
[[Redtone screenshot closeup of Alucard's fangs]]
Song: Is that!
Song: Your hand!
[[Yellowtone screenshot of the Baobhan Sith attacking Integral]]
Song: Oh my!
[[Redtone screenshot of Alucard firing his gun]]
Song: Master!
[[Yellowtone screenshot of the Baobhan Sith]]
Song: Your ha-a-aan~and!
[[Yellowtone screenshot of a vampire dissolving into dust]]
Song: I wish you'd do it again / (I'll watch you leave here in dust) / I wish you'd do it again / (I'll watch you leave here in dust)
Backup: There goes the next contestant
[[Greentone manga picture of Andersong attacking Integral]]
Song: I even fight the humans / They're weak but twice as loony / Just as bad for trying to kill her
Backup: (Don't they know it's never gonna work)
[[Greentone screenshot of Integral, Alucard aiming his gun past her]]
Song: Each time she bats an eyelash / A freak I'm tempted to blast / Everyone keeps trying to kill her / (This time somebody's getting hurt)
[[Greentone screenshot of Integral and Alucard]]
Backup: Here comes the next contestant
[[Bluetone screenshot of Incognito with the captured Integral]]
Song: Is that! / Your hand! / Oh my! / Master! / Is that! / Your ha-a-aaan~and!
[[Bluetone screnshot of Alucard fighting Incognito]]
Song: I wish you'd do it again / (I'll watch you leave here in dust) / I wish you'd do it again / (I'll watch you leave them here in dust
Bacground: There goes the better episode
Background: I'm loving what she commands / My Jackel sits in my hand / CAn't wait till they get what they deserve.
Background: (This time somebody's getting hurt)
[[Bluetone screenshot of Incognito, impaled]]
Song: There goes the next contestant!