Achewood - September 7, 2005
[[Roast Beef is sitting in a chair reading. Ray struts in sporting facial hair]]
Ray: Yo check it! Jealous much, anybody?
[[Ray looks despondent]]
Roast Beef: Oh dogg do not tell me you wear the bloatee
Ray: Bloatee? What?
[[Ray standing, Roast Beef sitting]]
Roast Beef: When a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair that is the bloatee
[[Ray angrily points down at Roast Beef]]
Ray: I ain't "of gravity!" I'm in good shape!
[[Roast Beef looks up at Ray]]
Roast Beef: Plus that thing is so hell of wispy a spider covets
[[Ray throws up his hands]]
Ray: Man, you know French people got it light on the face! I can't help if it's on the thin side!
[[Roast Beef turns back to his book]]
Roast Beef: Dogg I cannot brook the gossamer bloatee
[[Ray is standing, angrily pointing down. Roast Beef is sitting, reading]]
Ray: Well , tough. It's here to stay. I look like a goddamned Musketeer and I mean to kick much ass.
[[Roast Beef continues to read his book]]
Roast Beef: You look like Three Musketeers gave you cauliflower ass
[[Ray looks back at us over his shoulder and slaps his right butt cheek]]
<<SLAP! SLAP>>
Ray: TIGHT AS A DRUM! SNAP SNAP! LISTEN TO MY DRUM SONG!
[[Ray angrily looms over an irritated, still reading Roast Beef]]
Ray: OH, HOW THE PEOPLE WILL MARCH!
{{title text: How many cauliflower asses clenched in anger at panel 3? Be honest. It's the comb-over of the Internet age.}}