Tree Lobsters!: #321 Suggestive Content
Based on your recent purchase of the Canon PowerShot SD1400IS, we're recommending you buy a Canon PowerShot ELPH 300 HS.
This of course makes no sense whatsoever. I mean, it's not like you need a new camera already ...unless, y'know, you're really accident prone or something.
See, the problem is that our recommendation algorithms don't differentiate between durable goods and consumables. So, we're just as likely to bug you about buying more cameras as we are, say, Doritos.
Sure, we could fix it but that would result in fewer emails going out to our customers, and Marketing didn't like that idea. They'd much rather we pester you with useless information to the point where you're so numb that even if we manage to hit on a helpful recommendation, chances are you'll just delete it before rea...
*DELETE*
(So, how many GPS units will you be buying this month? We've got a deal on six-packs.)