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SORE THUMBS * Mon-Wed-Fri * Insane Political Gaming Manga-Type Comics by Owen Gieni and Chris Crosby
Creatures of the night, bow down before your now and future mistress of the darkness and of video game retail! I am Jasmine, here to attract customers to shop like no other! Like zombies are attracted to brains! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haa!
Jasmine is Cecania's mortal enemy! I would rather die than work alongside her! And I don't mean a fun horror movie-style death, either!
Oooh! Catfight! Rowl! You are not going anywhere, Harmony. You signed a five-year contract with us. Sore Thumbs is your home until March 2009 at the earliest. We own every character you create while you're here, also. Why haven't you created any yet?
I've got a new character, sir! Her name is Dumbany, and she's in love with her best friend! They're lesbians! And she's stupid and dumb and her arms are crossed currently!
That's genius! I love how Dumbany's arms are crossed!
Dumbania and I are not lesbians! Not since college, anyway. I'm gonna find another lead pipe someday.
I bet she'd love it if I hit her with my big lead pipe, huh, sir? Isnt that right?
Ha ha ha ha! Write all this down before we forget it! Her arms are crossed...heh heh...that's gold.
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Those.... things they took Chelsea.
Ugh, this is not good.
Damn straight NOT GOOD! What do we do?
They were zombies that attacked us. What attacked me, however was an underling. Why they want Chelsea, we must find out.
Sorry.
S'okay.
What's even worse, however, is that where there are zombies and underlings there are also demons. Not good at all.
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350: Exploding Zombies
Robot: 'Morning, Boss. We doing anything evil this week?
Exoth: Yeah. I'm releasing a bunch of exploding zombies.
Robot: Exploding zombies? Oh, come on!
Exoth: What?? What are you looking at me like that for?
Robot: 'Cause exploding zombies are totally lame! You shoot one and the whole group goes up like that!
<<Snap>>
Robot: Not scary at all!
Exoth: I don't care! They're gonna explode, dammit!
Exoth: It's cool!
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The Best Part of Zombie Apocalypse
THE BEST PART ABOUT THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WILL BE DEVOURING ALL THOSE DIPSHIT DIETICIANS WHO MADE US FEEL GUILTY FOR EATING WHAT WE WANT
{{I swear on all that is holy that I will go right back to eating ice cream when I'm done.}}
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5 - 11/28/10 - Like Tootsie Roll
[[On trail in woods]]
Humphry: What's shakin', toots?
Woman: Toots? Like a train, like toot-toot?
Woman: That's your line?
Humphry: Not toots, tootse.
Woman: I'd pronounce that the same way.
[[Hand and forearm reaching out of ground]]
Humphry: Tuuts?
Woman: You see, the problem with comic strips is I have to READ the bubbles floating over your head.
Zombie Ferdinand de Saussure: If you had listened to me while I was alive, you'd have a perfectly reasonable way to represent: <phonetic alphabet spelling : t[[capital omega]]ts>
Humphry: Shut up, Zombie de Saussure, no one even knows how to pronounce your name.
ZFdS: I should be angry, but I'm just amazed you know who I am.
[[Zombie de Saussure chasing others]]
ZFds: [[in phonetic alphabet]] BRe [[weird lowercase i]] NS
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Zarla - Friday, June 4, 2004 - Dead Alive in 4 Panels
Zarla (narrating): Dead Alive in 4 panels!
Lionel Cosgrove: My mom got bit by a crazy rat monkey and has turned into a horrible flesheating zombie that is also very contagious. The best way to deal with this is to pretend it didn't happen.
Lionel Cosgrove: Stop making more zombies! That's it, everyone dies!
Super Zombie: NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU LIKE YOUR MOTHER
[[Lionel Cosgrove is cutting his way out of the Super Zombie's womb, which is labeled "Freudian?".]]
Lionel Cosgrove: Love has saved the day.
Paquita: I'm glad you threw away the amulet that is the only protection from the zombies cause this will definitly never happen again.
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Ghouls
Orange: Nice costume, Ted.
Left: Thanks!
Orange: Wait. If you're over there... Then who's under that sheet? I must have been talking to... A SERIAL KILLER.
Right: No, I'm just Ted.
Orange: But if you're Ted, then that's probably... A REAL GHOST.
Left: Exactly, I'm Ted's ghost. He died over a year ago.
Orange: But if Ted died over a year ago, then that's... A ZOMBIE.
Right: Right, I'm Ted's reanimated corpse. There's no such thing as ghosts.
Orange: But if ghosts aren't real, then he's... AN IMAGE PROJECTED ON A WALL LIKE IN SCOOBY-DOO.
Left: If I'm a projection then how can I talk?
Orange: But that means that he has to be... A VERY TALENTED VENTRILOQUIST.
Right: Yeah, I've been practicing a lot.
Orange: I can tell!
Keywords: Halloween Horror Scary Spooky Scare Monster Blood
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Irregular Webcomic! #142
Mordekai: [[encountering a nice, shiny sword on the floor]] O-ho! What's this?
GM: The Sword of Barlon. It's 4 skill, 8 damage, and flames on command. But it slowly drains your soul and turns you into a zombie...
Mordekai: Cool! I'll use it!
Lambert: Didn't you hear what he said?
Lambert: It'll slowly drain you of your humanity and kill you!
Mordekai: So? How long do you think this campaign will last, anyway?
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Gaming Guardians- Sunday, August 20, 2000
Target is in position, boss. Ready to move in at your command.
Wait for the signal, and don't be afraid to use your 4 sliders, boys!
So, Rand, how's the work at the Rival Gaming Corporation?
Easy as usual, for unlike your sidekick, mine actually works!
So where is JET v.3?
Um... none of your business!
That rendition of "Dwarfen Rhapsody" was sheer poetry..
Jolly Blackburn Hoody Hoo to you!
Get him, men!
Sweet Zombie Vasilakos!
Meanwhile...
Heh heh heh. While Apeface is away, I'm going to see how much "Dirty Laundry" I can dig up to use against him!
An hour later...
Amazing... Incredible! This is by far the most twisted secret a man could ever have! But I have no idea where to find Geekboy at that con...
RING RING
EDG? Thank Gygax! Greg has been kidnapped by some hired mooks!
You have to save him!
Oh, I'll rescue him alright...
After all, you can't blackmail someone who isn't around to appreciate it. Heh heh heh...
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Nukees - Wednesday, January 5, 2005
Rita: I'm kidding, of course, we don't want your blood...
Gav: No, really, I don't mind.
Rita: We want your SOUL!
Girls: Giggle
Gav: Well, we're here.
Rita: This is a campus building.
Gav: The ventilation sucks, but it's got a great view...
Rita: It's a good thing we're not zombies.
Gav: Lots of closet space... Great neighborhood, too! Close to schools.
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GPF Archive: Monday, October 29, 2001
[[Fooker's typing away at his laptop.]]
Fooker: (thinking) Hmm...by dissecting the trojan, I now know how it works. It's a sub-strain of sub7server, with a certain love for IRC.
Fooker: (thinking) It logs into an IRC server at this address and awaits commands. The "Boss" then issues commands to the channel and the zombies obey.
Fooker: (thinking) Well, now...let's see who this little runt is, shall we? Open IRC, log into the channel...
Computer hacker (dialogue on computer): |-|3110, F00|<3|2...1'\/3 833|\| 3><p3k71|\|9 '/0u...
{translation: Hello, Fooker...I've been expecting you...}
Fooker: I bet you have...
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zombie horde xp
Only the Bunny could stop Bill gates from unleashing his zombie army
Pink Bunny
Bill Gates
Microsoft
Windows
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Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: I won't be spoiling anything here if I mention that night is followed by morning.
[[Kel sits under a blanket inside the sleeping tent. The nuns are going about their business.]]
Kel: I'm never finding her!
Nun: Repent! Repent!
[[Morning. Jake carries a bundle of tubes on his back. Ragnarok and Tamlin emerge from their pit.]]
Caption: Morning breaks...
Ragnarok: Jake?
[[Jake shambles around like a zombie.]]
Caption: As does afternoon...
Tamlin: C'mon! One more "Splotch" so I can eat and drink!
Ragnarok: Are you okay, Jake?
[[Kel stands naked outside the tent, holding her dress in front of her, looking at the sky.]]
Kel: Well, at least the weather is better!
[[Kel walks away from the tent. Two naked witches look at her.]]
Witch 1: That girl can turn people into invisible frogs!
Witch 2: Wow! Impressive!
Kel: Good. Look for Atra.
{{Invisible frog gag part 3}}
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You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Wednesday, November 21, 2007
PESTILENCE: Okay, so here's the story; two high school students have to fight their way out of a school where all the other students and faculty are ZOMBIES.
PETER: AWESOME! Can we put ourselves in it?
PESTILENCE: Way ahead of you. Do you want the baseball bat or the shotgun?
PETER: Ooh, how about this? I'm trapped by a BLOODTHIRSTY SHOP TEACHER, and I have to carve him up with a JIGSAW!
PESTILENCE (writing that down): I thought you said you were no good at writing?
PETER: I'm not. I just don't like the shop teacher.
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The Dastardly Plot
Dierdra: Just Look!
Ollie: The fuckers are importing zombies?
Dierdra: Not just zombies!
Dierdra: Highly precise swiss zombies, with no natural predators in Adventure City.
Ollie: We'll definitely need help on this one.
Box: Meanwhile...
Olive: Think about this long and hard Olive.
Olive: Drinking a third bottle of NyQuil will keep you asleep for days, but what do you have to do with your time?