Here is the highest-rated result from Bad Routine (you can search just this comic!)
Indy rock
Carl - 'Ello, I'm Carl. You're either Greg or Jake..
Greg - ... Greg. You kind of remind me of Indiana Jo--is that a plate you're holding?
CRASH!
Greg - What the hell! He's insane! I'm going to die! He's going to kill me thinking I'm a god damn Nazi!
Carl - Perfect! This belongs in a museum!
Here is the highest-rated result from 13 Seconds (you can search just this comic!)
13 Seconds: A WebComic by Peter Venables
Marsha: I thought you'd be happy that I'd found Basil's long-lost brother who,
Marsha: By the way,
Marsha: Is also a great lawyer!
Wally: This is no place for Brady-Bunch style problem solving!
Wally: Zeb is history's greatest villain!
[[Zeb gleefully punting a kitten and a puppy]]
Wally: [[narrating]] He's an avowed kitten and puppy kicker for one thing...
<<Boot>>
<<Punt>>
Wally: [[narrating]] He knocks over the elderly using dastardly diversionary tactics...
Zeb: [[shoving a senior citizen from behind]] Oh look! Blue-plate special on liver and onions!
Wally: [[narrating]] And I'm pretty sure he was one of Hitler's henchmen.
Zeb: [[clad in Nazi uniform]] I grow tired of asking the same questions Dr. Jones!
Zeb: Now, where did you hide the jade monkey?
Marsha: Riiiiight.
Marsha: Are you done in the land of make-believe because Mr. Rogers needs his trolley back.
Wally: *Sigh*
Wally: He assassinated my imaginary friend.
Here is the highest-rated result from Inhuman (you can search just this comic!)
amatuer detective work
Worker: I'll try to keep him here.
...
There's a bottle on the table labeled lithium.
Worker: Right, I'm checking around now.
I don't see anything else he could be taking-
Worker: Wait, I found one behind the futon. Perphenazine?
Worker: Okay.
Also...
I believe whoever is coming should be warned...
Worker: I think he's hallucinating.
Here is the highest-rated result from The Sausage Files (you can search just this comic!)
Pirate Sausage steps in some Nazi
[[Pirate Suasage is running along whistling to himself]]
[[Pirate Sauage steps in some red blood like liquid]]
[[Pirate Sausage looks on the bottom of his foot/shoe to reveal a hitler like face in the bloody mess]]
Pirate Sausage: Oh dear I've stepped in some Nazi!
Here is the highest-rated result from Sore Thumbs (you can search just this comic!)
SORE THUMBS * Mon-Wed-Fri * Insane Political Gaming Manga-Type Comics by Owen Gieni and Chris Crosby
Harmony: Fairbanks! I'm angry with you! It's a Friday night! We should be out on a date! Ces and Sawyer are! / Fairbanks: A date? / Harmony: Yes!
Fairbanks: Honeypie, would you rather I spend my life savings on an overpriced meal or spend my time running a store and thinking up adorable nicknames for you? Honeypie? Do you like that one?
Harmony: NO! It's wildly unoriginal.
Fairbanks: Harmony, you've got to understand this from my position: I hate spending money! It's not that you're not worth the expense of a night on the town, I just don't believe you are. And if you fault me for my beliefs, you're no better than a female Hitler! That's the worst kind of Hitler!
Harmony: I'm sorry, Fairbanks! I didn't realize I was being a feminazi! Thank you so much for the heads up! I've got an even better idea than dating! Let's play Strip Burnout 2! And then let's watch Bush's inauguration again, while we're naked! / Fairbanks: Now I remember why I love you! Your wild mood swings will almost always work to my advantage, you'll accept any crazy explanation as long as it references Hitler, and you understand and even embrace my secret shame: playing racing games and watching Presidential inaugurations in the buff. Baby, you're the greatest ... to the moon!
Here is the highest-rated result from Back To School (you can search just this comic!)
Back to School - Indiana Jones
Indy: I can't believe I failed Archeology.
girl: Well, you're not much of an archeologist, Indiana Jones.
Indy: Oh right, that must have been some other guy who found the Ark of the Covenant. I thought it was me, but it must have been somebody else. ASS.
girl: Too bad they don't offer a course called Shooting Nazis and Jumping Off Things.
Indy: Ark of the Covenant! Ark of the Covenant!
girl: ARCH 205: "Choosing the Right Fedora for You"
Indy: I swear to god I'll whip you.
Here is the highest-rated result from Big Time Slackers (you can search just this comic!)
Press Conference Number Two
Monkey: Mr. President, how do you feel about your administration being compared to the nazi regime?
President: That's ludicrisity. I can't even grow one of those neat mustaches.
President: ...and we kill muslims, not jews.
Here is the highest-rated result from The Triangle Sky (you can search just this comic!)
A Slice of Carl
[[Carl is dreaming about a restaurant called We Have Ways Of Making You Pork]]
New restaurant?
Nazi restaurant.
It's all cats! I'm not eating this!
I think I'll go for the siamese meatballs in gravy
BEEP BEEP Don't wake up
BEEP BEEP Stay in bed
BEEP BEEP Don't wake up
BEEP BEEP Don-
Stupid reverse psychology alarm clock
A man was arrested today on suspicion of being a house. The man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was caught standing by a roadside holding his arms above his head in a pointed fashion.
Carl thinks: Crazy.
Once I, wanted to be, the greatest.
Carl thinks: Should really download some more Cat Power.
Well... here we go. Another day selling paper clips.
Good stuff Carl, good stuff. ha ha... now, let's get something done, eh?
Here is the highest-rated result from Slackerz (you can search just this comic!)
Those Bastards.
EA Games makes more Medal of Honor games. References include EA Games, Medal of Honor, video games, war, nazis, and word war 2.
Here is the highest-rated result from Concession (you can search just this comic!)
Concession: Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Kelly: ACHOO!
Rick: Gesundheit.
Kelly: NAZI!!
<<WEEDWACKER'D!!>>
Kelly: Oh! Geeze Rick, I'm sorry... You bleedin'? Yeah, you're bleedin'...
[[Shift to... somewhere. Outside the comic world, no doubt.]]
Tyras: ...Is that it?
Immy: No! No, I... I've got another one!
[[Shift to Nicole, looking bored.]]
[[Joel grapples Nicole from behind.]]
Nicole: Gah!
Joel: All right, slut. Listen up.
[[Close up: Joel]]
Joel: I demand a frozen treat, and I demand it for free.
[[Close up: Pink ice cream poured from a dispenser]]
Joel: This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your customer.
SHORTLY AFTER, THEY PROCEEDED TO FORNICATE. AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING.
Here is the highest-rated result from Scary Go Round (you can search just this comic!)
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison
Elodie: It is a disgrace, Useless, a disgrace.
The Boy: Yes, and good morning to you, Elodie!
Elodie: All France is proud of the flying bell. So it is not a good morning, it is a very terrible morning.
During World War 2 'e was locked in a chateau by 'itler following many daring raids for the resistance.
'owever, on Good Friday 'e escaped and wiped out a Nazi peloton with a rain of solid chocolate eggs.
Nazi: Achtung! Death from above!
<<Cwok>>
The Boy: Is something being lost in translation here? By "wiped out Nazis" do you mean "visited a farmer market"?
Here is the highest-rated result from Leftville (you can search just this comic!)
Holy Holiday! episode 2
[[A drunken man dressed as Santa Claus is standing before Jerry and Dah-veed]]
Drunken man; What the hell is going on here? You pull over to take a leak and someone plows into you?!
Jerry; Who does this guy think he is? Santa?
Dah-veed; He can't be Santa. Everyone knows that Santa died in 1979 while fighthing the Nazis in Cambodia...
[[Jerry and Dah-veed state are each other]]
Dah-veed; WHAT?!
Jerry; How have you managed to stay alive this long?
Here is the highest-rated result from Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan (you can search just this comic!)
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: There's dancing in the streets, flowers and cake! But elsewhere, someone we've pretty much forgotten about is about to make her move.
[[In the deserted bloodspattered streets the Rogues (Kel and Krakatoa) dance in happiness while people look out from windows and alleys]]
Krakatoa: Come out everyone! We won! We did it!
[[Kel jumps to Krakatoa and hugs her]]
Kel: YOU did it!
Kel: You must come to our place for a feast! ... we'll whip something up!
Jake: ... am I the only one who thinks you shouldn't put a hat on your hump before you've fondled the spine?
[[Sceneshift to a nazi-like podium from which Alcydia adresses her massed troops of Wolfmen and demons]]
Alcydia: Men! Creatures! ... Things! Playtime's over!
Here is the highest-rated result from Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision (you can search just this comic!)
Jimmy Gardner's Web-O-Vision!
[[Outside a church]]
(unnamed character): Come on, Pope! You have to leave your room SOMEtime!
Pope: Fuck off! I'm trying to not masturbate to Nazi porn in here, okay?
(unnamed): Okaaayy...
Holy shit.
[[Painting in background, Pope in front, sweating]]
Pope: This is SO hot.
Here is the highest-rated result from Teddy and Newt (you can search just this comic!)
Teddy and Newt (6/23/08)
You are a chimera! Look at you!
How do you mean, sir?
You got the hair of a woman, the face of a baboon, and the neck of a turkey!
You forgot, "the brain of a Nazi genius."
