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December 6, 2002[[Tim, Ryan, and ZombieShelley are standing around the bonfire, watching it.]]
A voice (off-frame): Excuse me.
[[The Devil appears in a flash of red.]]
Devil: I believe you owe me your soup.
Oh, wait, no, can't read my own writing.
You owe me your soul.
Ryan: Tim, turn round for a second and tell me that's just a Marvin Gaye fan with a switchblade.http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021206
December 6, 2002
December 10, 2002[[The Devil is facing Tim, Ryan, and ZombieShelley.]]
Ryan: Listen, Satan -- if that's your real name -- I don't owe you no damn soul or nothing.
Devil: I brought your little princess back from the dead.
That isn't cheap!
And I need souls as an inexpensive winter fuel.
Devil: Do you know what it's like, trying to keep the underworld heated?
I am the dark prince of your "observational humour" also!
Ryan: Dear God, please don't make me have to spend eternity with this guy.
I totally renounce thinking about girls in a low-down way.http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021210
December 10, 2002
December 12, 2002[[Ryan, Tim, and ZombieShelley are standing together. ZombieShelley has her fist out towards the Devil, who is poking at his mouth with his finger.]]
You made a little bit of blood come out of my mouth!
Ryan: Maybe we can go... shoppin', tomorrow...
[[Ralph appears and helps the Devil down the street.]]
Ralph: Come on, Dev, let's get you home.
It's a foolish customer tangles with a crossed lady.
Ralph: An angry woman is like a runaway steam train: A man in the way sure ain't going to stop her.
Devil: That's soothing, Ralph.http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20021212
December 12, 2002
February 5, 2003[[Percy and ZombieShelley are walking onto the golf course.]]
Percy: Shelley, can you smell the golf course?
Can you feel it?
Shelley: Yes Mr Percy.
If Jesus were here he would basically be hitting high fives with everyone.
[[Amy and Tim are walking to the golf club's clubhouse.]]
Amy: I'm nervous, Tim, I'm worried.
I'm only helping you out.
I could go all crazy in the meeting and blow the deal.
Tim: Management is all about appearing to be awake while actually asleep, so just speak loud enough to register subliminally.
Like THIS THING IS REAL DANG GOOD NO WAY YEAH SWEET MARY WOW!http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030205
February 5, 2003
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