Jim Inhofe is a Piece of Crap
Jeffrey: I've discovered the cure for Global Warming! It's been right under our noses the whole time!
Tallahassee: You can't legally kill six billion people.
Jeffrey: Damn.
Weedmaster P: Global Warming is caused by the earth bein' all wobbly on account of America bein' too heavy. We got too much plastic Chinese bullshit and insanely fat people.
Jeffrey: And pennies!
Baby: There's global warmin' 'cause hate gives off more heat than love!
Poopmonster: It's actually impossible for a planet that's floating in space to stay the same temperature forever.
{{Alt-text: Global Warming is God's way of tucking us in at night.}}